US Military is SOL for new recruits.

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Yep, that's right. only 25% of our nation's youth is eligible for military service. The rest are too dumb, too crazy or too fat.

http://www.sphere.com/2009/11/03/70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty/?icid=main|aimzones|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sph ere.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2F70-percent-of-young-americans-are-unfit-for-military-duty%2F

In the event of global war 3 things must be implemented:

1. Robots. SkyNET will crush our enemies!

2. Force desk personnel who are physically fit to combat duty and replace them with fat people.

3. Make special "Idiot Battalions". Then use them as cannon fodder much in the same way the Red Army did back in WW2 with prisoners. Who says the mass charge is useless on the 21st century battlefield?

I dunno, what you guys think?