Anal Sex <insert thoughts here>

[Jeanette X]

Thats impossible. The tailbone doesn't enter the colon.

[BlueOatmeal]

I didn't know if it was true or not, I just read it on somethingawful and decided to share it.

[banshee]

Originally Posted by Cybernetico

Are you a girl?

:/

yes, I'm a girl

[Esuohlim]

Girls don't go on the Internet

[wreckreation]

ugly ones do

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by wreckreation

ugly ones do

[Freakmandu]

*shakes head and sighs*

The blind leading the blind!


Very amusing to read, but if this level is of sexual nous is indicative of the general population I despair for the future of mankind.

[HickMan]

I want to know the reason of wanting to do it up the poopie hole?
I just don't see the point.

[Esuohlim]

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING AVATAR AGAIN. THAT ONE'S GETTING OLD.

[Freakmandu]

Originally Posted by HickMan

I want to know the reason of wanting to do it up the poopie hole?
I just don't see the point.

The anus is full of sensitive nerve endings - you never had your anus played with? Im not talking penetration here, just stroking or tickling. Combine it with oral sex and its pretty mindblowing stuff.

So far as penetrative anal sex is concerned - its a totally different sensation to vaginal sex. Unless youve actually done it, it would be very difficult to describe - but it is incredibly erotic and pleasurable. Done properly, there is no pain - although a slight discomfort may be experienced while the sphincter is relaxing.

Fecal matter isnt a problem if you wear a condom, and in any event a recently evacuated bowel is quite clean, and contains less bacteria than your mouth.

Anal beads are excellent fun - time each bead's withdrawal with the throb of the orgasm and things get very intense.

The "point" of anal sex is the same "point" as oral sex. In effect, there is no point - its just bloody good fun.

[Sam]

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[Protoclown]

You fucking suck.

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[Jeanette X]

Freakmandu, that was very informative. I look foward to you sharing your wisdom here. Welcome to the boards.

[JeefGyle]

I wanna have anal with my girlfriend, but I know she never would. I have joked about it before to get her stance on it, and she has straight up told me she never would. I would also like to try filming our sex, but she says she won't do that either. Anyone have any ideas for persuading her? No I don't want to hide the camera somewhere.

(Please exclude any forms of violence, drugs, or rape)

[Jeanette X]

Maybe if you had her to peg your ass with a dildo and showed her how much you enjoyed it she would.

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[Ooner]

Originally Posted by aeQea

GHB or Rohypnol

Because those aren't drugs.

Or you're trying to be funny... and failing.

I'd suggest taking Jeanette's suggestion seriously. Maybe not a dildo, but next time she gives you head, grab some lube and let her do a little finger stuff at the same time. Then it's your turn. Maybe she'll dig it, and you'll get some. Maybe she won't but you still get some fun fingered blowjobbery. Win/win.

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[Esuohlim]

OMG. PAUSE. (NO HOMO).

[Protoclown]

In my mind's eye, aeQae is snapping his girlish fingers in a "Z" shape and standing defiantly with his hand on his hip with an "I don't think so!" look upon his elfin features.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by JeefGyle

I wanna have anal with my girlfriend, but I know she never would. I have joked about it before to get her stance on it, and she has straight up told me she never would. I would also like to try filming our sex, but she says she won't do that either. Anyone have any ideas for persuading her? No I don't want to hide the camera somewhere.

(Please exclude any forms of violence, drugs, or rape)

Set up a hidden camera, blow dry ice in her face, and get anal while she is passed out.

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