Originally Posted by JakeOfAllTrades
Seriously, her uncle really does work in manga. However, I was sad to hear that her last name, Azuma, does not mean she's related to the creator of Azumanga Daioh. You might think I'm making this up but it's things like the disappointment of knowing your girlfriend isn't related to the Azumanga Daioh guy that makes reality sink in. Just like how her first name is Yomiko but her last name isn't Readman. I should count myself lucky she's my girlfriend at all, she's by no means the perfect woman but I'm not the perfect man either. Azuma is a common last name, she tells me, just like how a lot of people with the family name Kurosawa aren't related to Akira Kurosawa.
Sometimes I want to use a funnel to pour acid into your rectum.
"I'm so sad that a girl gave me the time of day, but she doesn't fulfill my filthy otaku idealizations about Japanese people: supa supa kawaii pocky eating chibi manga authors!" Count yourself lucky if she'd even think
about putting a funnel in your ass.