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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 11:19 PM        my cock was ripped off by vampires
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 11:23 PM       
One time a werewolf almost sliced off my ball sack.

First she was this hot chick and she was like "hey you wanna fuck?" and i was like "okay" and then we went to her house and i got in her room and she was like " where the dick at" and i took off my pants and SHE FUCKING TRANSMOGRIFIED AND TRIED TO BITE MY JUNK OFF but I ran out of there was fast as I could!
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 11:25 PM       
damn dude good call on the escaping i mean you could of just thought she was doing some sort of sexy role play and not had a ball sack man that's kind of what happened to me we were jamming to the ultimate dance party mix and things started to get hot & heavy she unzipped my pants & i was like "hell yes I love getting my cock sucked" but the next thing I know my cock was totally gone
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 11:30 PM       
one time a ogre bit my foreskin off thank god i had that pepper spray or it woulda got the whole enchilada
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 11:31 PM       
Yeah maybe I would have thought it was some kind of sexy role play if i was some kind of guy who thought furries were sexy role play, i mean my first thought was "OH SHIT FURRY ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE" but then i realized she was just metamorphisizing into a werewolf and I was like "THIS IS NOT AS BAD BUT ESCAPE IS STILL NECESSARY"
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Old Apr 11th, 2007, 11:58 PM       
guys i wish i had my cock back

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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 12:16 AM       
THE INTERNET TOOK MY COCK
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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 12:29 AM       
how and why? was there music playing?
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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 12:35 AM       
THEY TOOK IT WITH A CAMERA AND MADE COPIES
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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 12:36 AM       
MY PENIS IS STILL PHYSICALLY INTACT....FOR NOW
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Old Apr 12th, 2007, 12:41 AM       
good stories guys good job keeping your cocks on your person great reflexes everyone
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 09:08 PM       
A vampirate tore off my scrotum
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 09:41 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2007, 11:18 PM       
My cock is a vampire
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 02:36 AM       
my perineal region was once possessed by a demon too but i sprinkled some holy water on there and he went back to HELL
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Old Apr 15th, 2007, 07:24 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 11:14 AM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2007, 01:21 PM       
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