The Crappy Valentines day thread

[Comrade Rocket]

So, who is going to have a crappy valentines day.

*raises hand*

[Pee Wee Herman]

Uh... It's January 30. Valentines day isn't for another 15 days.

[Methuselah]

I will have a shitty one, nothing reminds me of being alone than that damn fucking 14th day.

[Pee Wee Herman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER!!!!!!!!!1

[Protoclown]

Who the fuck cares? It's just another day. Why make a big deal out of it?

[liquidstatik]

My girl is going to give me secks. :D

I dun have a girl.

Sry.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Damn straight, Proto. I probably won't have a date for Valentines, but it's a little too early to say.

[Sicktodeathmx]

My husband and I are going to see Dillinger Escape plan for Valentine's day!

[Perndog]

I'm playing a jazz gig the night before and then getting totally hammered, then on V-Day I'm drinking all morning and sobering up in time to play another gig in Duluth in the evening.

On a related note, my singer's 21st birthday is on Valentine's Day and he installed a bar in his basement last week; the birthday party will be a week after.

So the day is going to be all-around excellent and without a trace of lovey-dovey stuff.

[Protoclown]

I know a couple people who are planning (planning!) to have a crappy Valentine's Day. Two weeks in advance, no less! What kind of fucked up mentality is that??