The problem continues!

[kahljorn]

So I took mattjack's advice and approached my neighbor about the problem. She didn't take well to it! After approaching her in the suggested fashion, she continued to tell me that she "pays rent" here, works here, and has a right to park in the driveway just like me (even though I informed her that the parking space was assigned to us). She also said that I'm passive aggressive, and asked me politely to not "Have a cow, man." She also told everyone about our conversation and totally humiliated me in front of others!

What do I do now? how do I go about starting a gang/intimidating someone like that? I mean, she told me not to have a cow, man! How do I face this? Can you guys solve my simple problems for me?

And Douche Boogie could you please not lock/delete this thread -- you killjoy. I have a very serious problem here that can't be resolved by one reply indicating that I should exercise my common sense in order to solve my own problems.

thanks a lot in advance, guys.

[Pub Lover]

Stop going outside, K.

We miss you when you leave us.

[kahljorn]

I wish it were that simple. I can be outraged about this even from the confines of my apartment! I have a psychic sense that tells me when she is parked sideways in my driveway :O

had I known i had received an INFRACTION for EXCESSIVE TOPICS (mostly caused by dr. boogie's locking of threads like a douche for no reason) I wouldn't have made this thread out of fear of being BANNED.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

[Dr. Boogie]

My mistake. Here's a more telling infraction.

[kahljorn]

You're a more telling infraction.

You prejudiced fuck

[Dr. Boogie]

Nice. Anyway, no more of this, please. I admit it's partially my fault for letting Durrsomething get away with it for a while without getting banned.

[kahljorn]

No more of what?

[Zomboid]

C'mon, now. This is at least satirical; Durr's shit was just stupid.

[Zomboid]

BUT BOOGIE IS MY BRAW, SO DON'T BE STARTIN' SOMETHIN'!

[MattJack]

Well she pulled the bitch card, so now you just have to pull the MAN card. Go to the office and tell them what's going on.

Tell the office manager that you tried to be cordial and politely asked her to let you park in your space, but she totally blew you off. Then tell them that you think it's silly that it even had to come to this situation. You'd like them to resolve it as soon as possible. Also, tell them a horror story about how you came home late one night and had to park a whole four buildings down.

If she keeps doing it over the next week or so then the office hasn't done their jobs. Let them know how that it's fvcking bullsh!t, and if they obviously don't care about assigned parking then you will park in another guy's spot.

As far as your neighbor? Fvck that girl. You tried being nice, but she wanted to be a bit*h about things. I would act in my best interest only and not give two sh!ts about her. Even if she had four kids, three jobs, and still had to do sexual favors on the side just to pay rent. She can park her shi* on the south side of the river and thumb a ride home from a desperate meth addicted trucker who hasn't gotten laid in eight months. Basically, show her your care-face.

But I'm just cutthroat like that. You could just take it and have somebody walk all over you

[kahljorn]

Mattjack I'm afraid all of those options are a little much for little old me! I'm certainly not so brave, I can only wish I had balls like that. Are there any solutions where I can just sit in my house, be outraged and complain about it on the internet and the problems will somehow solve themselves and end up benefiting me?

thanks for taking the time to give me such good advice, though :O Maaaaaaybe I could try talking to the office, but I really dont want to cause any problems. Plus, they might not even listen to me and then I'd be even more humiliated.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by MattJack

You could just take it and have somebody walk all over you

I don't know man. If you pay your bills and play by the rules then I think that you're well within your right to go talk to the office. Don't let somebody walk over you just because they talk back to their momma and feel like a hard ass.

Also, it's the principle of the matter really. First people are parking in your parking space, then people are dumping trash in your dumpster, and finally you come home to your wife getting the 9/11 style from a guy that cross dresses, but not only that, you notice that he just so happens to have a better eye for female fashion than you.

You are on a slippery, slippery slope man. That's all I'm saying.

[ZeldaQueen]

Set up a beach chair in the driveway and sunbath there when she tries to pull in.

[kahljorn]

Fuck you. Nobody has a better eye for female fashion than me.



NOBODY!

[MattJack]

NOW YOURE GETTING IT

CHANNEL THE ANGER

CHANNEL

[elx]

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

Set up a beach chair in the driveway and sunbath there when she tries to pull in.

she sounds like she'd be the type to run him over and sue his estate for damage done to her car.

kahljorn, what you need is a handicapped child.

[Pub Lover]

Hey elx, you an me could prosduce some seriously handicapped children, whadda ya say? I know I'm up for it.

[DevilWearsPrada]

What you should've done: instead of confronting her about it in the first place, you shoulda parked your car somewhere hidden, then keyed the shit out of her car when she wasn't looking. I am an expert

[Tadao]

Take the bus.

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by elx

she sounds like she'd be the type to run him over and sue his estate for damage done to her car.

kahljorn, what you need is a handicapped child.

what do you think he is?

[Kilgore Cod]

Buy a scooter.

[Pub Lover]

Guys, K does not even own a car. He just likes having a space?

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Guys, K does not even own a car. He just likes having a space?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

[The Leader]

Don't you people get it? All Kahljorn has ever wanted from us was love. All he ever wanted... Was love.

[Dixie]

i tried to be nice and he got bitchy at me
he's not my lil buddy anymores