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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 04:47 PM        My brand new pretty car got crunched


He ran a stop sign and hit me. It tore up the left side of my car by the gas tank. He got out of his car, pissed off. When I got out of my car to exchange information with him, he was sullen and told me to look at what I had done to his headlight. I told him I had the right of way and he ran the stop sign. He told me to just wait until his insurance got a hold of me. Pricktard.

Then, later on he called me and asked me to dinner. I told him to fix my car instead.

Why are some guys so sullen when they know they were the ones at fault? Then later on they think dinner will fix it all?
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 06:15 PM       
So wait. Some guy you didn't know hit your car and totaled it through an error of his, acted like it was your fault, then used your contact info to ask you out on a date?

Wow. Just, wow.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 07:33 PM       
That's immensely awful, but the comic relief at the end made it most enjoyable from my stand point.
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Old Sep 18th, 2007, 09:47 PM       
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 04:10 AM       
"Hey baby, if you think I tore up your car, wait 'till you see how I do in bed".
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 08:59 AM       
he'd take a wrong turn and break his dick on the headboard...or fuck the dog.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 10:35 AM       
I'm pretty sure any dick usage was spent yesterday when he hit me.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 12:05 PM       
now, I've heard of crashing your shopping cart into a pretty womans cart in the grocery store as an "icebreaker", but never running a stop sign and ramming into her new car.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 12:14 PM       
I punch women in the mouth and then ask if they want to go out for dinner. He's a cake.
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 01:08 PM       
Are you still in Qatar or wherever?
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Old Sep 19th, 2007, 09:52 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 12:43 PM       
You turned down what possibly could of been some wild jack hammer style sexin'. Girl get yo mind right.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 12:36 AM       
He had a MULLET! I would shag my dryer before I would do that crap!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 07:58 PM       
Just bring some scissors to bed and cut the mullet while he's busy. Problem solved!!
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 12:21 AM       
Funny how you rip on the guy's mullet when you yourself sport your own mullet. You dirty hypocrite.
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 08:37 AM       
wait, Terra has a mullet?
business in the front, party in the back, right?
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 10:21 AM       
I don't have a mullet.

They shoot people in Qatar with mullets.
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 10:36 AM       
well, how the hell was I supposed to know that?
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 06:38 PM       
Terra, I work for the Scientologist show My Name is Earl. Can I buy the rights to that story? I'll throw in a free e-meter.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 01:11 PM       
what a cunt, were you at least a bitch to him when he called?

and matt jack is that you in your avatar? you look familiar.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:40 PM       
I'm always a bitch. Even to my best buds. Who happen to hate me. :>
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