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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 12:54 PM        how much war could a war chuck war if a war chuck could..
How many Wars will Bush start or otherwise get us involved in before then of his presidency?

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4 or more

if you say 4 or more who else would it be with
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
I'm going with four. Sure , there's the axis of evil and that's three right there, but people forget we already have military 'advisors' in Clombia, a country that threatnes to melt down at any moment.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:00 PM       
It isn't him getting us into 3+ wars, doopa, it's all of those countries.

And besides, this is all Clinton's fault, anyway.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:05 PM       
No way, man. It's Bush the First for being a complete "Pussy" when he had the chance to smash Sadam like a bug! If he'd done that, we'd have been well on our way to taking over the world YEARS ago.

Damn Other Countries. If there were no other countries, we'd never go to war.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
I'll say 3....that way I don't have to expand on my answer.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:48 PM       
I don't think we'll make it to four.

But I'll bet we hear a lot more speeches like this:

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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
if afghanistan counts, then i have to say three.

but i think number three is going to be a suprise war, with a country that we would never think of fighting under normal circumastances.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 08:33 PM       
yeah wtf are we not counting afgan?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 09:38 AM       
cause i am wary of calling it a war. it seemed more a training exercise (no offense to the poor fuckers who had bombs dropped on them, to them i doubt there could be a distinction, pretty much if somone blows up your fucking house it is WAR)

but the defenition of war i am thinking of is a massive build up, followed by a long and massive campaign, with signifigant US casualties.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 11:58 AM       
I say 4.

Afghanistan

Iraq

North Korea (unless they back down)

Iran (unless they back down).......which is likely after they see what's going to happen to Saddam's regime.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:11 PM       
So what do you think? Four front war? Can we do it? How many fronts bfore we're stretched to thin? And Naldo, how many fronts before we're stretched thin enough that our armed services will 'need you' and you sign up?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:14 PM       
from the level of readiness when i left four years ago, which has only degraded since then, i would say iraq is just about all we can really handle right now.

but then i only know this because i worked 20 hours a day to keep outdated planes flying.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
I know you didn't ask me Banks, but I don't see fronts as they are typically considered. Not like Cold War standoffs or massing on the Danube.

Thinking in those terms, I say we could easily handle a three "front" war.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
Well we better get crakin' then! World domination is a big job!
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
HA!

It's not at all about world domination or anything as silly as that. It's just the plain ole' war on terror.

It won't take long to finish the war with Saddam. Right about the time the we finish that up North Korea will start cooperating unless they want to be next. Same goes for Iran.

It won't be a four front war Maxie....but if they did draft me, I'd go in a second.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 12:37 PM       
Yes it is a big job. After we are finished with the towel heads, the zipper heads and slopes are next. That'll be something to behold!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:10 PM       
After that we go after ******s and spics.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
Naldo, so you wouldn't actively resist a draft, but you won't go without one, eh? Well, that's big.

Plain ol' war on terror doesn't take into account our current stated foreign policy that we will not let anyone, friend or foe, aprroach our militray capability.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 12:18 AM       
anyone here of the opinion all this shit could lead to a chain of events leading to wwIII?
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 01:28 AM       
Well, based on the afore mentioned defenition of war, I would say none. There was no "significant" loss of American life in Afghanistan, will be none in Iraq, and, if things move beyond Iraq, I doubt there will be a "significant" loss in any of those conflicts either.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 01:45 AM       
if it happens like this: http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml

but i doubt it will
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 03:15 PM       
Iran hasn't done anything yet to warrant even considering going to war against them.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
iran ties into the actual war on terror
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 07:57 PM       
I still say gw2 aint gonna happen.. and gw1 hasnt ended.. after gw1 continuation there wont be anymore cause we're going to Impeach Bush damnit!

and war is terrorism. so we're fighting terror with terror, typical third grade mentality.

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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 08:06 PM       
What about Colombia?
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