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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 08:06 PM        so im writing a book
yes i know most of you will be shocked to know im trying to write something but i am its kinda a memoir with art and my thoughts and storys and shit anyways what im trying to ask is does anyone know of a site similer to lulu.com that will help you publish a book for practically free? like give you templits for the cover and so on and then let you publish it on their site? any help would be awesome
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 10:10 PM       
OH HI GUYS! ONCE AGAIN IT IS ME WISLINGSAILMEN/GOAT6BOY ASKING FOR YOU TO FIND THINGS FOR ME BECAUSE I AM FAR TO LAZY TO LOOK FOR IT MYSELF. DON'T WORRY! I WON'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE OR CONTRIBUTE TO THE FORUMS IN ORDER TO HELP YOU IN ANY WAY! I'M JUST HERE TO GET WHAT I NEED FROM YOU AND THEN LEAVE AGAIN! I GUES WHAT I'M SAYING IS FUCK YOU GUYS! I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 10:42 PM       
no i dont contribute at all i dont ask my questions on this site so i can contribute and i dont ask things on this site because i know nobody will know what im asking.so nope dont contribute what so ever
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 01:18 AM       
AND THUS IS THE REASON WHY YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR A SIMILAR SITE LIKE LULU.COM FOR ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO THERE, MAYBE THEY HATE ME THERE TOO! ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU SHOULD FIND SOMETHING FOR ME. I AM SO WORTH THE TIME YOU INVESTED. JUST ASK ANYONE AROUND.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 02:11 AM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 02:16 AM       
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 04:14 AM       
WHO THE FUCK WOULD READ YOUR "MEMOIR" YOU SELFIMPORTANT JACKASS?

BAN THIS COCKSUCKER
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 04:25 AM       
Wait a minute...

Writing a memoir. Poor grammar and spelling. No gratitude. Can't find anything he's looking for.

Hmm...

wislingsailsmen, are you George W. Bush?
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 02:10 PM       
Try this: http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=free+book+publishing
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
DONT HELP THIS JERK; HE DOESNT NEED ANY MORE ENCOURAGEMENT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 12:45 PM       
well thanx zwldaqueen atleast somebody is a decent person on here
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 09:22 PM       
did you even click on the link she posted, it basically just says "HEY TRY USING GOOGLE FAG"
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 09:37 PM       
Maybe he was unaware of google.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 09:39 PM       
thats the internet equivalent being unaware of how to walk
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 09:41 PM       
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thats the internet equivalent being unaware of how to walk
lol... maybe he's crippled
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 12:19 AM       
holy shit zeldaqueen is my hero. epic.
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 02:04 AM       
oh, and lulz @ you. self-righteous fuckstick.
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 02:56 AM       
i lmgtfy'd him first, meme-tard
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 03:48 AM       
What does lulz at you mean? Does that means he's been starring at your your cock or something?
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Old Mar 21st, 2009, 07:36 PM       
its a memoir within a memoir :O :O
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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 01:26 AM       
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i lmgtfy'd him first, meme-tard
For the record, I hadn't read that thread before I read this one (so no idea plagurism).
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