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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 06:30 PM        THE "CREATE A HORROR MOVIE POSTER" CONTEST!
I-Mockery's latest forum contest of the 2007 Halloween season has arrived!



Continuing our annual "Two Months of Halloween" celebration, we're kicking off our latest contest where you can win one of three horror pals who will keep you company on those cold fall nights. BEHOLD!



That's right, compliments of FRIGHT CATALOG you now have a chance to win one of these kickass monsters that were featured on I-Mockery! Scratch Zombaby, Grimsdyke, and Brain Child! For this contest, we want you to show us how you think any one of these three characters could be integrated with a horror movie. In order to do this, you must create some kind of horror movie poster using any of these three characters. for your entry to count. Feel free to use any pre-existing horror movie posters (vintage or modern) to integrate your favorite character with it. But make sure you give the movie a name too! As usual, this contest will be judged on creativity and humor.

To help show you what I mean, I've taken the liberty to whip up a sample horror movie poster of my own using Scratch Zombaby:



Again, this is just a sample, but it should help give you the general idea of what we're gonna be looking for in your entries so that you can come up with some truly great stuff worthy of winning one of those three monsters.

If you have any questions still, feel free to ask.

PRIZES:

1st Place: Your choice of any of the three monsters!
2nd Place: Your choice of any of the two remaining monsters!
3rd Place: You get whatever monster the 1st and 2nd place winners didn't choose!

RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries!

-Entries will be judged on creativity and humor.

-You MUST use at least one of the three monsters in your poster, but feel free to use all three of them if you like.

-Your poster MUST have a new movie title that is related to whatever monster(s) you include with it.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!!

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you and start crankin' out those horrific posters!

This contest ends 10/7/07.

BIG THANKS to our friends over at FRIGHT CATALOG for helping sponsor this!
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 09:29 PM        Smokey 4


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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 11:17 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 11:18 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 11:18 PM       
Okay, and this one isn't so much HORROR, but I had to post it anyway...

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Old Sep 21st, 2007, 11:25 PM       
YEAH!

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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 02:04 AM        An Old School Poster

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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 08:35 AM       

I tried to give it a cheesy name and cheesier tagline.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 01:24 PM       
My attempt at making a Troma-like Poster

Considering it looks poorly made, I'd say the effect is complete
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 03:04 PM        Evil Floating Guy


I'd be pretty scared.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2007, 05:37 PM       
Everyone won't agree with me, but personally, this is what I think would be scary as hell-


That's scary. That... that's really, really, really scary. Nothing could top that.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 03:41 PM       
Originally, instead of a review at the bottom, I was going to put 'Starring: Enrico Gonzales' because it sounded stereotypical.

EDIT: That title roughly means 'The curse of the crazy devil baby' but I moved loco to the end to add emphasis.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 07:24 PM       
The only two ingredients for a true horror film: one monster and tons of cheesecake. This is also known as the big-screams-bigger-tits equation.

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Old Sep 23rd, 2007, 09:48 PM       
These things are addictive...




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sorry for it being so big....
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 04:38 AM        My attempt
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 02:58 PM        Brains!!!!
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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 05:35 PM       
I thought I'd try for the blaxploitation horror approach...

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Old Sep 24th, 2007, 07:37 PM       
I think we have an overrepresentation of American horror posters. Let's give Japan a chance. Tentacles + babes = Old School Japanese horror.
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