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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 12:16 AM        Killer Eye (in terror vision)


I'm not sure your rules on posting nudity so I may have to edit out some nipple but the basic plot is this.

Homeless dude (in clean clothes no less) goes into hospital. After a while they find him dead with his eye missing. little do they know his eye has grown to massive size and it's tentacles are carrying it to the shower where there happens to be showering nurse.

After getting an eyefull it pins her to the wallm hypnotized her with a green beam of 70s special effects goodness.

then the eye shrinks crawls back in the homeless guys head and he is alive again. except he talks using the word "I" constantly. The hurse finds him hot, they get kinky, and they eye crawls (by which i mean is drawn around with strings and obvious power rangers special effects) and gets some hot EYEBALL ON HUMAN SEX! That's right tentacles in all the right places.

perhaps this victorian era painting can convey what i'm trying to describe.

http://the-emperor.org/graphics/drea...fe_hokusai.jpg


well i won't ruin the ending but suffice it to say after the eyball kill some people and gets laid it's WIDE open for a kick ass sequel.
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 12:20 AM       
is nowhere really in missouri :<
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 01:12 AM       
Man I miss the days when all the covers of horror movies were awesome drawings like that instead of just photo collages of scared teenagers 'n shit. So is this Killer Eye movie out on DVD? Can't say I've seen it anywhere before...
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 06:09 PM       
Nowhere is not in Missouri but it's exactly like my town.

and can i post the tentacle on chick action of the movie?









so can i post nudity? the shower scene is hilarious!

don't copy past these links unless you are over 18 or your parents aren't looking

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http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/killereye4.jpg
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 07:04 PM       
Oh I am so getting this, nearly as weird as e.t porn ;O
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 04:03 PM       
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Man I miss the days when all the covers of horror movies were awesome drawings like that instead of just photo collages of scared teenagers 'n shit. So is this Killer Eye movie out on DVD? Can't say I've seen it anywhere before...
indeed it is. I'm gonna order it soon.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search...rclo=&saprchi=
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 09:36 PM       
Awesome, consider me sold. Just bought one on eBay and I'll definitely be reviewing this at some point if it looks half as amusing as those screenshots.

Thanks for the head's up, Courage!
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 09:45 PM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2006, 08:46 PM       
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Awesome, consider me sold. Just bought one on eBay and I'll definitely be reviewing this at some point if it looks half as amusing as those screenshots.

Thanks for the head's up, Courage!
thanks YOU. as soon as I see you make a gif of red hot eye tentacle loving I have a new avitar on some other forums.
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Old Apr 1st, 2006, 12:12 PM       
That second pic looks like it's the eye's boner that's on the girl's chin
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