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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 06:25 AM        Jean-claude van dam's best film to date...
Now I bet you thought you would be reading a thread about that POS film 'Wake of death'. Well, you'd be wrong.

Van dam's best film appearance is as a mear unknown extra trying to make a name for himself in a cut-throat hollywood world.
And the film?



See if you can spot him...



<que breakdancing>

All begins well, he has a prime position and makes the most of it...



But it's almost as if he's holding back, who knows why, perhaps he thinks in years to come his early screen debut will be embarrassing, even laughed at. Crazy I know.

All goes well for a while but when Special K and Ozone hit the dance floor the shot is changed and he is nowhere to be seen.




This is not a happy face - "Cut me outta' the shot will you? We'll see about that "

But instead of delivering a round-house kick to the jaw of kelly AKA Special K he acts in a uncharacteristically subtle way... well, not really, but atleast hes not backfisting people through windows.



"Excuse me while I just blatantly walk onscreen where i am probably not supposed to be"

Even fellow extras seem somewhat suprised.

But it worked - he's yet again center stage, and this time wastes no time in making himself stand out as much as possible. The chips are down and he needs to make an impression, but how?





I wish i knew a good way of extracting short segments of DVDs so I could upload the whole sequence. Its fucking hysterical and you really need to see all 3 minuites of it to get the full effect.

Someone tell me how
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 07:03 AM       
So you found out that he was in this movie at some other joker's site and decided to write a hilarious minimock assuming nobody else knew about this. Impressive.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 08:07 AM       
Ignore typical Cranky McCrankerson there... Breakin' is a fuckin classic movie and sadly not enough people have even seen it. Hell, I've only seen it once and that's definitely not enough. But no, I actually was lookin up Jean-Claude movies recently and found out that one up his upcoming movies, Second in Command, is far better sounding than anything he's done before. It's described as follows:

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"Jean Claude Van Damme travels to Northumberland England to seek out and destroy a young lad called Boudreaux who leaves insulting posts on various forums."
I'm not making that shit up. It's gonna be spectacular. He's also doing a sequel of sorts to Bloodsport... "Kumite".

And as for the movie "In Hell" - it wasn't that good really, but the scenes with the butterfly/moth were absolutely hilarious I gotta say.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 08:31 AM       
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So you found out that he was in this movie at some other joker's site and decided to write a hilarious minimock assuming nobody else knew about this. Impressive.
Well ACTUALLY, I watched the film a few times and almost pissed myself because of van dam's rubbish dancing. Then I decided that perhaps other people would find this funny so i attempted to capture some key events from the sequence and present them in .gif form.


Mock: yep its a fantastic film, filled with awsome scenes. Like when some punks try and out-dance Ozone and turbo (real names Adolfo "shabba-do" Quinones and Michael "boogaloo shrimp" Chambers, I shit you not) but end up getting SERVED by their mad street dancing skills.
Now i need to find a copy of breakin' 2 electric boogaloo
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 09:02 AM       
Van Damme.

Jean-Claude van Damme
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 09:11 AM       
oh damme, i spelt it wrong. hahahaha

Oh man, see what i did there.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 09:22 AM       
I do see what you did there. I don't think I can top that, so I'm just gonna stop making jokes from now on.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 10:56 AM       
I beg your pardon.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 02:57 PM       
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if thats true, amazing!
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 03:24 PM       
i think breakin' 2 is better than 1. i rented that move 5+ times when i was a kid
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 07:42 PM       
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if thats true, amazing!
- It's still posted at IMDb!
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 08:32 PM       
Thread needs more dancing Van Damme

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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 08:48 PM       
i hated van damme at first, but i've grown fond of him. i thought "in hell" was a great movie, sort of magical realism-like.
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Old Sep 1st, 2005, 10:27 PM       
I'm a sucker for all those crappy action actors. They are all funnier then any comedy can ever be. Hence the Chuck Norris obsession. I want to see Breakin' now ;(
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Old Sep 4th, 2005, 05:16 AM       
Apparantly the "plot" is someone at imdb screwing around. Thats pretty damn funny though.
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