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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 02:11 AM       
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When the married lady is in her new dorm room, and shows her roommate the new boob job she just got.

When 'baby-dick' hands over the massive ball of accumulated condoms from underneath his roommates bed to the brunette girl.

When the 'fluffy' girl said to the tour guide she has to pee so bad her mouth is flooding(???) Then when she's on the toilet, the little boy in the basement pulls the handle and shit goes flying everywhere.

When the foreign girl finds the vibrator and starts using it to curl her hair, then goes in the closet to learn a new 'American Custom'.
what movie is this
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 12:42 PM       
The C4-monitor-chair IED in "Die Hard"
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 01:29 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
It sounds hilarious
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 03:38 PM       
When the zombies are let into the underground base in day of the dead

human bodies getting ripped apart like cheese strings :o
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Old Apr 8th, 2007, 09:51 PM       
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It sounds hilarious
Your face is hilarious.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 12:27 AM       
Ive always liked Monty Python films. So many great moments. A lot from the Holy Grail. But heres one from the Life of Brian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krb2OdQksMc

"Alright, I am the Messiah!"
"HE IS, HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
"NOW FUCK OFF!!!!"
"How do you want us to fuck off my lord?"
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 05:08 PM       
The duel in Onegin.
The opening of Proof.
All the opera scenes in Farinelli.
The universe song in The Meaning of Life.
When John Malkovich shoots Seth Green in the head in Knockaround Guys.
The alternate ending to Clerks.
The Inquisition musical in History of the World, Part I.
The march of the dead in The Seventh Seal.
The assassination of the general in Apocalypse Now.
The very beginning of xXx.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 10:14 PM       
That scene in Batman where the Joker shoots his old crime boss (and the score "Waltz to the death plays)
Pretty much every scene is awesome in RoboCop, but him shooting that rapist in the genitals, and telling the other would-be rapist "Your move, creep" was the shit.
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Old Apr 16th, 2007, 11:43 PM       
i watched slither tonight and there's this one part when the mayor goes, "What kind of thing wants you to eat it?"

that's hilarious
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