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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 09:53 PM       
Meet a hooker in LA, wake up the next morning with an IV in your arm and find that she stole one of your kidneys.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 09:56 PM       
You dog my whores again and you'll get cut bitch.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:02 PM       
So sorry. I guess the spiders in my beehive hair are screwing with my brain again.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:19 PM       
OMG SO RANDOM
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:23 PM       
My bitches is all about repeat customers. The sooner you learn that the sooner you can work.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
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Both my stories are famous urban legends.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:48 PM       
DRINK POP ROCKS AND COKE TOGETHER AND SEE IF YOUR HEAD EXPLODES

LOOK I KNOW AN URBAN LEGEND TOOO
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 11:43 PM       
Pick up a fat chick at a bar and give her a piggy back ride to the car. Double points if you can still do her after you "stumble" and drop her on her face.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 12:02 AM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 12:41 AM       
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DOUBLE POINTS IF YOU STUMBLE AND DROP HER ON HER FACE MID-DOING HER
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 11:19 AM       
Show your nipple piercing to your dad's mates in the pub for £1.30
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 11:23 AM       
I'll pound 30 you. :wink
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 03:23 PM       
Nipple piercing....hell just go for the prince albert.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 03:29 PM       
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Nipple piercing....hell just go for the prince albert.
Shrub doesnt have the parts needed for that.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 03:37 PM       
My reply was general and was not directed to shub.
However if the ladies wanted to be included in my general answer..well then get the clit pierced when drunk.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 04:40 PM       
throw lit bottle rockets into the street/ a train tunnel
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 06:58 PM       
Walk
Run
Listen to Rush
Smoke, a lot
Play Trivial Pursuit
Be at school ()
Schmooze
Play Guitar Hero. Heroic mode: Claim to have a voice like Signe Anderson and be the vocalist for every song.
Watch Samurai/Kung Fu films
Act out Samurai/Kung Fu films on rhodedendron bushes
Ride children's bicycles ( )

I have fun doing anything, really
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 07:06 PM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 07:10 PM       
I had my first non-V8 bloody mary the other night, too

Never ever again.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
v8 makes terrible bloody marys, are you insane
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
you can moisten your fence wood, bring your husband a drink, stare, stare, burn a porno collection.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 07:22 PM       
I was using a pre-packaged mix, that might have something to do with it.

I think that and a Clamato mary I had once are the only drinks I've ever thrown out.
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 08:30 PM       
oh. yeah pre-mix BM (blood mary) are all pretty much BM (bowel movement)(shit poo)
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 08:39 PM       
Not a fan of the bloody Caesar either
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Old Jul 15th, 2009, 12:50 AM       
of course taking off your pants and cock slapping your roommate is always fun too
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