I Salute the Curb Stomp

[noob3]

I drew a picture of a curb stomp

[george]

if i can just get this guy over and have him smell my rottweilers butt. she always attacks the cockerspaniel when he does that, so there may be hope for getting rid of this guy doggy style

[glowbelly]

noob? you're a great picture pal.

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by Shut Up

"trout slaps own curb stomps"

Yeah fucking right. Trout slaps don't hold shit against a good curb stomping.

"OooOoh I'm going to bounce a fish off your head moderately hard" compared to "I'm going to fucking cave your face in on the side of the street".

Wussy trout slapper..

actually, trout slaps DO own curb stomps. it's all about the humorism involved. you see:

trout slap=absurd
absurd=funny
funny=Monty Python
Monty Python once did a fish slapping dance
ftrout=fish
troutslapping=HILARIOUS.

you see, mr. Shut Up. you, are a moron. a big, fat, greasy, smelly, sweatty, slippery, short, gay, assraped midget, who bares a close resemblance to a brain tumor. and if your brain cannot comprehend this much words, I'll give you a simpler version.


YOU (that means you, Shut Up)= Ronald Reagan's ass.

do you understand now? if not, let your mother read it to you. OK? good. goodbye douchebag.

[Kevin Spacey From KPAX]

Curb stomping? Curious activity. Where I'm from (K-Pax) we get along in peace. It's a planet about 2,000 of your 'light-years' away.


Now if you'll excuse me, I have a beam of light to catch.

[mburbank]

I know this thread is for pointing out what a useless sack of fuck Shut Up is, but I was that last character really worth the time it took to register it?

[Kevin Spacey From KPAX]

our concepts of time are vastly different, earthling.

[mburbank]

oh, yeah. Absolutely worth it. Now do Kevin Spacey from the very end of American Beauty.

[kinot]

Mr. Shut Up, your useless rhetoric makes you sound like a wannabe Winston Smith from our old board... except he knew what the fuck he was talking about and he didn't have to resort to 'big words' to insult someone's ignorance, not stupidity.

(No offense whatsoever to Winston)

[Jixby Phillips]

OMG SHUT UP IS NAMED AFTER A KELLY OSBOURNE ALBUM

[Skulhedface]

The only thing I'll say about it:

1. The curb-stomping in American History X was indeed towards the middle of the movie. In the beginning of the movie, they just showed Edward Norton running downstairs with his gun after, of course, his girl stopped yelling at him. For whatever reason. (if I ever get an I-Mockery title, perhaps it should be Resident Movie Nerd)

2. Curb-Stomping= act of ultra-violence
Trout Slapping= inane act of slapstick humor

It's like comparing apples and oranges (figuratively, for you wiseasses out there). I can't even see why the hell this is being debated.

[slavemason]

It's not really being debated anymore. I think we've all come to the consensus that shut up should do just that.

[Les Waste]

if I ever get an I-Mockery title, perhaps it should be Resident Movie Nerd

[Skulhedface]

Now I almost feel like I should've been the movie geek on that Comedy Central show.