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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 08:16 PM        Ahem
I don' t really like this section of I-mockery for the simple reason that it is degrading... I enjoy Jazz and spend a great deal of time thinking of inventions like electric cars, bicycles and vehicles that use alternative fuels and can strip and engine or go to the mall and pick clothes (meaning that I have a good eye for clothes that my my wife look hot) and I spend a great deal of time reading (books not porn or magazines), but I keep poking my head in here and see the regulars like Maxburbank that use to be a very funny person and think that this section is getting a bit long in the tooth... I'm really disgusted in you guy's and you should be ashamed This section is a good example of why there is so many stupid people because... so called smart people are antisocial.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
I'll give you degrading: fuck you, Fartin. The fact that you don't enjoy talking about politics and philosophy like the people on this board doesn't make you better than us. Pardon us for wanting some intelligent conversation as a reprieve from the generic morons and from the fantastic threads of General Blabber.

Not to mention your effort to make yourself sound intelligent by posting about your "sophisticated interests." What, were you scared no one would take you seriously? You should have brushed up on your grammar at the same time, because boasting that you "think of inventions" while writing like a redneck that just graduated fourth grade makes you sound like exactly that.

MAX IS DEPRIVING US ALL OF HIS WONDERFUL HUMOR BY SPENDING MORE OF HIS TIME TALKING ABOUT PHILOSOPHY! WHAT A JACKASS! AND ALL THE REST OF YOU ARE DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOU'D RATHER DISCUSS POLITICS THAN MY BOREDOM.

You self-righteous piece of shit. Hurry up and leave for real so we don't have to put up with this anymore.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:45 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:58 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 11:49 PM       
Ashamed? You ought to be ashamed of such a stupid fucking post. If you don't like this forum, then don't read it. Go back to playing with your prick.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 12:59 AM       
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This section is a good example of why there is so many stupid people because... so called smart people are antisocial
is that causation or correlation?

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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 01:49 AM       
Holy fucking shit. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't read it myself.

Fartin... Buddy... This is your new low. That is some of the most vapid shit that I've ever seen on the boards. I mean, Jesus Christ, no one's making you read even a letter on this board, and yet you come walking in to complain as though you were a paying customer. And worse yet, you give all this background info on yourself as if this were some kind of dating service. My friend, you have already sullied your reputation with your "I'm bored" threads, and your pretending to leave. The next time you can't amuse yourself, come up with something better than "this board bores me."
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 04:54 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:37 AM       
I was hoping the really intelligent people would comment But seriously this section blows. American politics is boring because even as a Canadian I'm saturated in the shit. I just thought it would it would be nice to have some conversations that everyone could enjoy not just a select few :/
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:42 AM       
You silly fuck.

Go back to General Blabber where you belong.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:43 AM       
We could make a thread about boogers.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:57 AM       
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Actually, I read an interesting report that people have different kinds of ear wax for different geographical areas...meaning that you could tell where someone came from by there ear shit but I don't think that would work for boogers :/
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 09:04 AM       
You make me want to kill small children.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 09:13 AM       
[/quote]You make me want to kill small children.[quote]


I think that would be socially unexceptable. Why not babies seals or midgets?
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 09:14 AM       
You're so retarded that I'm taking a screenshot of that so everyone sees what you did and said, even after you edit it.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 09:23 AM       
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Actually, I read an interesting report that people have different kinds of ear wax for different geographical areas...meaning that you could tell where someone came from by there ear shit but I don't think that would work for boogers :/
Yeah, we had a lesson on that in fact, in class today. Us scholarly wisemen of the world are always interested in how our bodily functions effect the world, and think they are pretty funny. Especially farts and belches! I know your 1-year tech-school had to have a hilarious section entirely on farting! Dude, you know what would be funny to do in the back of one of those? Make fart noises! Isn't that just the damnedest motherfucking pinnacle of ironic humor?
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 09:50 AM       
Really I thought this might turn into a intellectually stimulating thread but it was ruined with Davin most likely comparing his head shots to screen shots :/ Oh well I gotta go but have fun.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 10:00 AM       
I'm just pleased to see my name mentioned whatever the context.

Though I resent the implication I'm not funny here.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 11:47 AM       
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It's just Hyperbole don't get your gonch in a knot dude You know your my favorite
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hy·per·bo·le ( P ) Pronunciation Key (h-pûrb-l)
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A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 12:02 PM       
Hyperbole (my penis is as big as a house) or the subjects here are long in the tooth? I tried
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
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hey, don't forget this Is i-mockery,

tis true though, that many people won't stick around with shock treatment here, but the worlds a dirty place in the dark alleys every where you go.
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I have no idea what Ranxer just said but it sounded cool I think I know what a dog feels like when his master yells commands :/
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