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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 12:23 PM        Drizzt stuff
My friend Baalzamon whas been trying to convince me to read some of the Forgotten Realms books about Drizzt, and I finally did over the last few weeks.

The writing is kinda simplistic, and there are a few areas in the various books where the paragraph structure is a bit disjointed and ideas don't carry through in a continuous flow. On the otherhand, it's a bit refreshing to read something by an author who doesn't waste a lot of space over-describing the colour of the sky for the 100th time. Overall, these books are pretty damn good.

I'm addicted to yet another never-ending series of books.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 08:45 PM       
r.a. salvatore rules

lol achimp you should check out the new jedi order books he wrote the first in the series

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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 12:16 PM       
STAR WARES BOOKS ARE FOR HOMOS.
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 04:42 PM       
I'm addicted to the Salvatore stuff as well. Granted, sometimes he breaks the rule of "Show, don't tell", but the guy's marvelous at hooking one with his wordplay.

Besides, how can you not like someone who describes his own stories as, "Crouching dragon, hidden dark elf"?
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
fuck r.a. salvatore right in the heiney
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Old Jan 25th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
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fuck r.a. salvatore right in the heiney
Now, now, attitudes like that are what caused 8-Bit Theater to change from a kick-ass web comic into a money vacuum for Brian "Pay Me, Faggots!" Clevinger.
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 09:13 PM       
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That's the same attitude that got you banned from DragonCon.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:13 AM       
I also recently discovered these books. Which books have you read so far and which do you like most Chimp? Ive just read the Dark Elf Trilogy and the Icewind Dale Trilogy. So far, my favorite book is Exile...
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 11:34 AM       
The Legacy of the Drow series is the best one I've read so far. The Icewind Dale trilogy has more action, while the Dark Elf trilogy has much better writing and a deeper story.
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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
I'm reading the Path of Darkness series now, because they just came out in a one-volume edition. :O
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
In further news, Drizzt sucks.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 02:23 PM       
You Entreri fans are always so bitter.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:38 PM       
Ha. I am ashamed that I get the reference
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 03:30 AM       
i'm not :/

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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
Proto must have gotten beat up by one of those infamous Icewind Dale gangs that attend conventions.

Just let your guild know about it, Proto. You have every right to dress as an assassin.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 05:59 PM       
See, I've got this friend who was OBSESSED with that Drizzt shit and tried to play a fucking drow based on him in like every D&D game we played...so I got sick of it real quick.

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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
lol you play D&D....fag
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:48 PM       
lol yeah what a fag nobody plays d&d here its all about shadowrun man get with the times

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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 09:01 AM       
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See, I've got this friend who was OBSESSED with that Drizzt shit and tried to play a fucking drow based on him in like every D&D game we played...so I got sick of it real quick.

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I think the novelty would wear off if the DM kept sending 15th-level drow war parties to recapture his character.
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 08:41 AM       
What a bunch of nerds!

Everyone who's cool Play's CoC (no more cock jokes either...)
Nerds...
BTW the old Dragon Lance books I read as a kid kicked ass, but then again I was 12, wait the books are still writen for 12 y/o shut-ins w/o friends... JUST LIKE D&D!*











*I played D&D up until 3 years ago...
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
Dragon Lance is for queers. Forgotten Realms in the house.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 04:53 PM       
i've always wanted to play paranoia

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Old Apr 11th, 2004, 11:47 AM       
I finished Paths of Darkness. It was good.

Now I'm reading Thousand Orcs. :O
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