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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 11:59 AM       
maybe he/she is 15 and deeply offended by your generalization? :/
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 12:22 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 12:38 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 03:45 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 08:58 PM       
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Old Aug 26th, 2005, 08:59 PM       
That means, if she has hair around her vagina, then do her.
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 04:58 PM       
Over here there has been a huge increase in teenage pregnancies and even 12 year old girls having babies.

I know that in the tudor times people got married at 14 and had kids but 12 years old?

Due to our government, the whole getting pregnant as soon as possible is actually considered as a "career" move. There are girls who have one ambition - to have a baby. Why? Well , hmm I wonder if its to do with the free house and generous handouts you get from having the sprog?

There is actually one woman who was in the paper recently and all three of her teenage daughters are under 16 and have all of them babies. She even let one of them have her boyfriend stay the night at the age of 11.

This woman I think has never had a job and lived off benefits all her life. Her daughters will now do the same as history repeats itself.

Of course where is the irony in this? Well while one half of the UK are popping out sprogs faster than they can keep their legs shut, the other half are doing their best to avoid getting pregnant to further their career and income - which in turn gets taxed to pay for the half that can't keep their legs shut.

Appologies to all people who are good parents. Is there a system like this in america?
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 05:03 PM       
Hell yeah! I see knocked up teenage sluts waddling around the mall every day pushing around strollers and it pisses me off knowing they probably never had a job and get like $2000 every month of my tax money. sluts...
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 05:10 PM       
What happens to the fathers though? All to often they seem to get off scot free. They may have to pay maintenance but they don't have to go through the whole teenage angst stage at all. They don't have to even know their child.
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Old Aug 27th, 2005, 09:55 PM       
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This woman I think has never had a job and lived off benefits all her life. Her daughters will now do the same as history repeats itself.

Of course where is the irony in this? Well while one half of the UK are popping out sprogs faster than they can keep their legs shut, the other half are doing their best to avoid getting pregnant to further their career and income - which in turn gets taxed to pay for the half that can't keep their legs shut.
Between this and The Chavs, you guys are sounding pretty fucked at the moment.

And of course, these bastard babies by the preteens will grow up to be future Chavs.
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Old Aug 28th, 2005, 03:24 PM       
Guys, did you know the youngest person to ever give birth to a child was only five years old

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp
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Old Aug 29th, 2005, 04:13 PM       
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Between this and The Chavs, you guys are sounding pretty fucked at the moment.

And of course, these bastard babies by the preteens will grow up to be future Chavs.
Most of the girls are either Chavs or become them. :/ Therefore increasing the population of those that must have been descended from apes... thats what it feels like sometimes.
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