I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Grislygus]

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PUT IN MY TWO SENSE ABOUT RANDOM TRIVIA BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE ON THE FIELD. DID YOU KNOW THAT OSU'S RUNNING BACK IS THE SINGLE GREATEST PLACE SINCE INSERT BULLSHIT REFERENCE HERE?

[Grislygus]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT, GUS! WOW! WHAT A TEAM! THEY JUST LOST TEN YARDS! HOLY SHIT, THAT'S A REALLY EDGY STRATEGY! AAAAAND OSU MISSES ANOTHER FIELD GOAL! DAMN, THAT WIND IS LIKE A GODDAMNED HURRICANE! AND IT'S COLD, TOO!

[Grislygus]

SO, RANDOM FORMER PLAYER TURNED COMMENTATOR, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A BIGGER THREAT TO THESE FANTASTIC ATHLETES, A MILD BREEZE OR A CHILL?

[Grislygus]

WELL UUUUUUUUUNH THE COLD WAS DEFINITELY NOT A PROBLEM, I AM ALMOST PRETTY SURE. THE WIND, I THINK, THE WIND IS DEFINITELY A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN BEING COLD. THAT IS MY OPINION, YES

[Pub Lover]

Grislygus joins Pub Lover in being confused and angered by ZeldaQueen.

They hold hands for mutual support.

[Grislygus]

Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Share a flask for mutual support. We need her picture so that I can draw an unflattering portrait

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

'ere we go:

http://s161.photobucket.com/albums/t...rent=Mypic.jpg

[WhiteRat]

Bought a pair of these today:

These binoculars look and feel just like the real things. Each side is an eight ounce flask for a total of 16 ounces of your drink of choice. The eyepieces pull off and make handy shot glasses so you don't have the game beggers taking pulls off the poor spout.

[Kitsa]

I acquired my knowledge of Pokemon and Power Puff Girls through babysitting 2 korean kids for years and they were HEAVY into that shit.

I think most cartoons today are garbage.

[Tadao]

I never liked cartoons much as a kid. Always hated Flinstones/Jetsons/Scooby Doo Etc. I think I liked Daffy Duck and that's about it.

[pac-man]

I'm shocked your not a Bugs Bunny fan.

[bigtimecow]

IS THIS THING ALIVE

[bigtimecow]

what's up mr. pac man

[pac-man]

Just waiting for the change to kick in.

[bigtimecow]

obama was mad nervous today, stumbling all over his words

[bigtimecow]

i keep farting

[Zomboid]

I shaved my head. I do it like once a year and then just grow it all out and when it gets so long that it annoys me a bit, I shave it all. I am thinking of shaving my goatee too and being all DISGUISED.

I figure if I did that and people don't recognize me at the bars I've been to, I have carte blanche and can be a total douchebag ALL OVER AGAIN.

[bigtimecow]

i recently shaved part of my beard so now i have sideburns and a goat

i look ballin

[Shyandquietguy]

With the grain or against it, Zomboid?

[Zomboid]

I had to use my beard trimmer, and I didn't use a razor to shave it right to the scalp. So, pretty much however I could get it all off.

[bigtimecow]

tomorrow morning i need to get the shaving cream out and bic this bad boy

[Shyandquietguy]

Which is it?

[Tadao]

Always shave against the grain.

[bigtimecow]

if its short then with the grain, otherwise it kills. but if its longer than against it because its flimsy enough to not hurt ussy

[Shyandquietguy]

Zomboid, which is it?