Squirrel

[Cfr5]

On my college's campus, there's a bridge going over a creek. One of my roommates and I were walking over it and realized a squirrel was standing on the middle of the bridge. The squirrel saw us, shouted "Oh, shit!", and turned to run. Three other people were coming in the opposite direction. The squirrel panicked and rapidly looked back and forth until everybody was too close. It made up its mind, screamed "You'll never take me alive!", rocketed to the opposite railing, and jumped off the bridge without a parachute or safety net below.

It was totally Xtremecore to the MAX +1.

[Dr. Boogie]

It's like An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge, but with no owls!

[Chojin]

Guys this is a good thread, somebody post in it

[Matt Harty]

thread backups

[Cfr5]

I rock.

[GADZOOKS]

That squirrel must be nuts to think suicide was the only option!

Any chance he looked like this:

[Perndog]

That squirrel's head is like a dick.

[Cfr5]

Wow, a dickheaded squirrel who is nuts!

[Guitar Woman]

This is a fantastic thread

[Yggdrasill]

Haha it's like this one time....