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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:42 AM        Arnold Schwarzeneggar
I think they need to revoke that rule that the President has to have been born in the United States.

How else is he going to run for President someday?

You know he'd win by a landslide. I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
I bet it would be the largest voter turn-out ever if he was allowed to run. As it is, I think he's considering running for governor of California.

It would be great to see him flip out and throw the podium at reporters or something.
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
I swear, he would be the best fucking President of the US ever. Liberal or conservative, everybody would vote for the guy. Even people who hate Republicans. Because it's Arnold. And you're right, Chimp...it would definitely be the biggest voter turnout ever.
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
Yeah, and if we had Ahhnold as our president, then no other country would dare fuck with us. They woudl be afraid that he'd go all Terminator on their collective asses. So it goes without saying who my write-in vote is going to.

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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 07:15 AM       
That would be awesome. The army could be dismantled, because Arnold would just pack up and go to the job himself.
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 08:36 AM       
How could you not vote for a guy who already has his own action figures?



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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 06:59 PM       
hell yeah. Terrorism wouldnt be a fear anymore. I mean, that would be child's play to him. C'mon, he fought regenerating robots, and hella dangerous space aliens, let alone dealt with little kids. The bastard seems to have an limitless supply of the most potent force in the Universe. Movie Magic.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 11:20 AM       
Put O.J. in office. Nobody will mess with the U.S. O.J. didn't do it either . If he did, he would be guilty, RIGHT!?
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 08:07 PM        How far does an apple fall from the tree?
- And let's not forget that Ahnuld's old man was a Nazi.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 08:25 PM       
Didn't the Bush family trade with the Nazi's too?
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 09:36 PM       
It wouldn't surprise me at all if they did.
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