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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:58 PM       
I love boys in tight pants...it's adorable. I'll make him my girlfriend, if it's the last thing I do.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 07:58 PM       
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he said trying, you dolt.
I know, and I'd be trying by typing messages to you guys, and I didn't spend that much time typing.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:31 PM       
LIEK, WILL U GO OUT WITH ME?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:32 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:40 PM       
You're the type of kid that would sit in either the middle or the back of my class and speak loudly about some internet phenomena or video game in an attempt to get someone like me to talk to you about said shitty music or video games, because you saw me wear a YTMND or Battletoads shirt the other day. And I don't bite so you wind up thinking that I'm some sort of preppy asshole, never taking into account the fact that I genuinely dislike you because you're fighting a relentless war on testosterone.

I fucking hate people like you. You godless faggot.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:44 PM       
No, I'm the kid sitting towards the middle of the room not paying attention to how your dressed, and then you start to get mad because when ever you look over at me, I am not looking back at you. So obviously I am just missing how obviously masculine you are, which makes you very annoyed. So while I am writing down or something, you call me a faggot in hopes that I'll look up and be really offended. Or you'll throw a pencil at me in hopes I'll throw a hissy fit, but in actuality everyone just thinks your ashamed about your penis size or something.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:53 PM       
My birth name is Patrick, but I despise it so I came up with the name Johnny Couth. No one uses it. I like listening to people and hearing what they have to say, but only if it is an original opinion and not something they picked up on fucking television. I like to listen to music, I have a very broad yet suprisingly narrow taste in music. If it is bad, I would die before listening to it. I play guitar and I sing, but not well. I can not draw, but I am an artist. I am a strong beleiver that violence never sovles anything worth solving, or at least not better then talking it over will. I blame all of my problems on myself. My most valuable possesion is my friends. I can not hold a grudge for more then one day.I am dating an amazing girl named Chantel<3. My family is dysfunctional. My brother is a preppy, my sister is a conformist, I don't know who I am. I am a genious, but not academically. I am told that I can see right though people, but I think if people have something to tell me then they will. Have an issue with trust, I trust easily. It is easy to be my friend, all of you could do it in a heart beat if you wanted to. I am very litterate, almost schollarly. I have a broad vocabulary. I am the jealous type. I like to impose my will on others, but not enforce it. I was my uncle's favorite nephew. Now he is dead. I think refrences to drugs and sex should be kept strictly to innuendo. I am very good at innuendo and have been from a very young age. My brain makes quick connections. I make alot of jokes, sometimes I can not stop myself. I have never had any qualm about getting involved. Most people think I am gay, but I am not. I once fought for my right to wear pink. I am white middleclass. and that means I have to invent my own problems. It is something I am very good at. I used to take therapy, but the physcologist said that he couldn't help me, and that I should stop coming. I have not been in very many relationships. I used to be the biggest loser, but now I am generally accepted. I can not stand video games or tellivision. I am not addicted to the computer, but I am addicted to the internet. I have a cell phone, but it is a cheap hand-me-down. The most I have payed for an article of clothing is fifteen bucks. When something breaks, I fix it. If something doesn't break, I make it. I am addicted to caffiene. I consider myself lucky. I can not stand racists or homophobes. I think that Anarchy could never work, but it's a nice idea. I think Republics are unjust, Democracies are to slow, and Capitilism is evil. I have chronic migraines and back pains that are terrible, and have landed me in the hospital. I spent the first part of my life living in a trailer. If you respect me, I will respect you. If you do not, then I will not. I steal flags. I am afraid of being alone. I am told that I look more like a woman every day. One of my best friends is a lesbian. My other two best friends have woman troubles. I llead a very self destructive lifestyle, and I do not want to change that. I approve most changes with the expection of changes in scenery. I am perfectly content to sit in one place for long periods of time. I feel offended when people tell me they are bored. I think a word is worth a thousand pictures. I want to talk to you.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:54 PM       
I am impressed with your copy and paste abilities.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:01 PM       
then you're amazed too easily
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:05 PM       
Jesus fucking Christ, Wolfesbane, stop making accounts. God, man. Johhny Couth? What the fuck.

PS: hey
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:06 PM       
Gurlugon, you're still living?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:09 PM       
Minus a testicle and a patch of hair on my lower back, yes.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:11 PM       
Rizmaster get a little trigger happy?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:13 PM       
gd wop, am i right?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:15 PM       
Probably. Where do all you machiners hang out now anyway, starcraft?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:16 PM       
We keep ourselves to ourselves
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:18 PM       
That might be for the better.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:42 PM       
get a room fags
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:00 PM       
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SHUT UP FAGGOT! You're officially my bitch. When I'm through with you, you won't be able to walk a straight line, anymore. TTYL LOVE <3
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 10:06 PM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 01:50 AM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 06:44 AM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 12:04 PM       
n/m what's going on where you are
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 01:53 PM       
nm Im still in school I got about 20 min. left then I'm goin to the mall with my Sadie Hawkins date to pick out the shirt I guess hey at least I don't have to pay haha
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 02:58 PM       
Couth / Gurgler: If your next post in this thread does not have a picture of yourself in it, I will ban you.
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