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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 04:24 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 06:06 PM       
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
"whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! NICE SHOOTING, TEX!"
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 08:05 PM       
But Barbara, that's not a snake!
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 08:08 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 08:16 PM       
'What do you want me to do about it, roll over and shit mars bars?'
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 08:41 PM       
I can't vote for a man who doesn't know his mass from a hole in the ground!
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
"we tried to remove the tusks but they wouldn't budge. shoulda shot it in Alabama where the Tuscaloosa"
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 11:46 PM       
"it's been revoked"
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Old Apr 26th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
"Aw...Mongo straight!"
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 01:45 AM       
Wrong hole? WHADDAYA MEAN WRONG HOLE?
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 02:21 AM       
Then wash your hands, 'cause I want a sandwich!
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 02:47 AM       
So the 23rd guy walks in and orders a beer and a cactus...
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 04:02 AM       
and the bartender says "Is this a joke?"

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Because anyone else would call it "Teeth Paste"
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 07:42 AM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 10:39 AM       
Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
Then why don't you scratch it?
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 03:40 PM       
We're the Aristocrats
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 04:09 PM       
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 04:13 PM       
Her liver is failing.
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 05:00 PM       
She got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
Charlie! Roll 'em in!
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 08:58 PM       
(Richard Pryor picking his nose and eating it really fast in 1971)
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Old Apr 27th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
You know, it's not the hat that makes the sandwich.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 03:07 AM       
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