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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:12 PM       
I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:13 PM       
This client told me he absolutely had to go through some files that were only on the 5.25 floppies (the files were 15 years old).

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:14 PM       
Goddamn, I have no idea what paucity means

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:14 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
That's not always true when it comes to tavern conversations with new female acquaintances wherein fellatio is introduced into discussion.

That's to Mattjack's last remark.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:15 PM       
oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
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I heard a joke in real life that seems apropos, but I'll have to make lexicographical improvements so that it fits in better.

Regarding the paucity of activities that incur satisfaction more than coital acts with a prepubescent girl, I find that the facility of shaving her head and engaging from behind (that one may conjecture her to be a prepubescent male) makes for the most rewarding of like endeavors.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
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oh dang now you can play battletech and dont go alone and starflight
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
And Zany Golf and Battle Chess. Maybe some Centipede.
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:19 PM       
What about Leisure Suit Larry???
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:19 PM       
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oh no it's seth! everyone act smart!
No matter how smart we act, we'll get no where near to the level of Seth's smart acting ability.

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
For a brief second, I thought this thread was filled with vicious pajamas
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
What if Seth worked at a 7-11?

I'm just sayin, what if...
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:21 PM       
Let's hope not

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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:21 PM       
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What about Leisure Suit Larry???
Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.
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Or King's Quest? Always pissed me off how you couldn't spear the witch with the pitchfork. You only get eaten.
I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things?
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:23 PM       
Depends, where does he live again

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I use to play Space Quest when I was 7.

That is a game right? Or am I remembering things?
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Old Apr 9th, 2008, 11:25 PM       
I think he lives in Illinois, which is know for Michael Jordan, which is known for being black.
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