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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 09:25 AM        What to do when watching the Ring tape.
I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 10:36 AM       
the ring is probably the least scary horror movie out there
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 12:14 PM       
i think your list is totally gay
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 12:28 PM       
u would
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 12:36 PM       
If there was such a thing as a comedy license, sports, yours would not just be revoked, but torn to pieces, stomped on and then shot at several times by a red-faced Humor Regulation officer with a rabid dog that's just a leash and a command away from removing any proof that you were once a man from your bruised and broken body.

At least, that's what I think of your list.
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 02:06 PM        Re: What to do when watching the Ring tape.
[quote="sports"]exist the t.v.quote]

Well that's a new one
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 04:46 PM       
Well thank you guys.
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 07:50 PM       
holy shit i feel so bad for you lol
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That was pathetic
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 08:41 PM       
Why hasn't sports been banned for real yet? Someone needs to put him out of his misery.
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Old Mar 6th, 2005, 09:59 PM       
agreed.
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Old Mar 7th, 2005, 07:40 AM       
yeah, like in scream they would TOTALLY know who he was if they dialed *69 am i right guys? unless he withheld the number in which case THEY IS DOOMED
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Old Mar 7th, 2005, 08:52 AM       
That list made me soft
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Old Mar 8th, 2005, 12:23 AM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2005, 12:25 AM       
Well, that wasnt funny
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Old Mar 8th, 2005, 01:52 AM       
I thought she only came out of the TV for the one guy, not everyone. So that list is defective.
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 07:32 PM       
THE RING...............................TWO!
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 08:39 PM        Re: What to do when watching the Ring tape.
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Originally Posted by sports
I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.
God you retard, didn't you go see Scary Movie 3?
Or does your mommy not lat you see scary stuff like that
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