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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 11:14 AM       
I don't know, JohnnyDamage, I think if we're going to from Team Awesome we need a better archnemesis than Optimistic Socks. Perhaps we could tackle something more fiendish and menacing, like perhaps littering or jaywalking.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 12:38 PM       
no, more like sweaty
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 03:44 PM       
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Mr. Socks does not join forces, he is a lone wolf...a manther..half man, have panther, half animal!!
That's nearly 500% animal. Primal bestial fury.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 07:40 PM       
You know it...and Mr. Max Radicalicious, I can be quite the foe...Fo Sho!
Oh yeah...I so went there
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 03:40 PM       
Looking back on this 'faux gang arms race', I was not prepared.
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 05:44 PM       
You related to Johnny Dangerously, by any chance?
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 07:03 PM       
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 12:56 PM       
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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD



WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GUYS



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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 02:04 PM       
Ok that's it.

Zinger vs. WHAT the epic battle.

jk man...jk.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 04:13 PM       
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You related to Johnny Dangerously, by any chance?
No, I'm related to Johnny Rotten, oddly enough. Even though that's not his real name, it's Clarence Johnny Rotten. Not many know this.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
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No, I'm related to Johnny Rotten, oddly enough. Even though that's not his real name, it's Clarence Johnny Rotten. Not many know this.
not too many give a rat's ass around here, either
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 04:51 PM       
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not too many give a rat's ass around here, either
Fathom was curious though. And you commented on it, so it got your attention. Securing my victory.

You'll be invited to the awards banquet. We'll have fried chicken and mashed potatoes, because I'm broke and that's all the grocery store has. I'd check Wal-Mart, but I don't support godless retail monsters. Especially if they haven't done anything for me lately.
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 05:19 PM       
She's a classy Wal Mart patron, you know the kind.

Yeah, those ones that walk around in purple furry slippers and lime green sweatpants.
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 05:48 PM       
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She's a classy Wal Mart patron, you know the kind.

Yeah, those ones that walk around in purple furry slippers and lime green sweatpants.
I prefer a Tweety shirt, yelling something to the lines of "Monday" and "Back Off!". Coupled, of course, with the most homeless of physical cleanliness.

God bless Middle America. We are a sight.
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 10:31 PM       
Anyone been near a walmart in texas? I swear these people must crawl from the seweres to feats on the $1.79 bologna or siomething.
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 09:11 AM       
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Ok that's it.

Zinger vs. WHAT the epic battle.

jk man...jk.
we could do it for laffs in the safe for work forum
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 11:28 AM       
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Anyone been near a walmart in texas? I swear these people must crawl from the seweres to feats on the $1.79 bologna or siomething.
Nothing like Hillbillies eating bologna, seems strangely cannibalistic to me.
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Old Mar 12th, 2007, 02:33 AM       
the obscenely fat women in rediculously tight sweatpants riding the "disabled" wheelchairs around the store is always a lovely sight.

You're related to Johnny Rotton? Lucky you. How are you related?
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 12:25 AM       
Those little carts piss me off - it's so discriminatory that certain disgusting utter personal failures are tolerated and even supported with modern technology, but when I ask the the disabled office for a set of those cool robotic legs carrying a beer-filled fridge? Nothing.
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 02:16 AM       
Tell them you're Alcobetic

its like diabetes
except instead of low blood suger
you got low blood booze.
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 02:25 AM       
Thanks for explaning that little joke, Gabby. You've really opened my eyes.
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 10:10 AM       
isnt booze made up primarily of sugar?

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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 06:58 PM       
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isnt booze madse up primarily of sugar?
you're thinking of pop(or soda as the Americans call it)
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Old Mar 13th, 2007, 07:02 PM       
No, you idiot, he isn't CONFUSING BEER FOR SODA.

Alcoholic beverages (most of them) contain maltrose, which contains many times over more carbohydrates than POP.
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