Me and this girl I have a thing for (she's dating some asshole right now
) were riding on some dingy subway. It's all pitch black on the outside and the inside is dimly lit. We were talking, and she leans over and whispers something in my ear (I forgot
). Then I say "Do I detect a bit of lust judging by the inflection in your voice during that last sentence?" She shoots me a "Oh no you caught me even though I made it painfully obvious" look, covering her coy smile with her hands. Then we start totally making out. Then I'm like "Oh shit, I just ate pizza. I don't want her first impression of me to taste like pepperoni and old cheese" so I hold my breath. Eventually I'm straining to keep from letting her taste what I had for lunch. I could feel my veins bulging out. Then I have no choice but to let out the old air. She gets a faceful of pizza breath at high speed and stops making out with me. She blushes and kinda smiles, then turns away.
I can hear it now: "Not even in your DREAMS, Marc Summers."
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