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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 10:57 AM       
Never had a hangover. Got sick a couple times, but that was usually pretty immediate. A good nap solved the problem for me.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 10:58 AM       
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Mixing acetominophen with alcohol is the number one cause of liver failure in the country. Also why the fuck are you adding aspirin to that, are you trying to kill yourself?
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i though taking acetominophen before drinking is a good way to get serious internal problems :/
I've always been a student of the philosophy "that which does not kill you makes you stronger" yet that may be the fault of my wisdom (or lack thereof) getting overshadowed by my bravado. This being said, I have never had gastrointestinal difficulty nor have I felt jaundiced after taking this concoction. It may be that I have a high tolerance, or it may be that I don't drink anywhere near enough to be at risk for anything except the occasional hangover. Whatever the reason, it works for me, perhaps as a blood thinner combined with a muscle relaxant and pain reliever, perhaps as just a chemical impetus toward consuming more non-alcoholic beverages (aka water) while intoxicated, but as of my last physical examination, I'm extremely healthy.

Thank you both for showing concern, if not for me then for your fellow mockers.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:42 AM       
ha, thanks guy! i was trying to take care of someone who i thought was hungover and dying, but as it turns out it was just a case of a normal lightweight. i googled it to see what to do to help, but all of the articles were all like "exercise" and "drink gatorade" and a bunch of other unhelpful stuff so i came straight to you guys.

i gave her an icepack/heating pad/two benadryl/one advil and i forced her to drink water. didn't work, i guess unless you take the precautionary steps you just have to fall asleep and hope for the best.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:45 AM       
Phew. You almost shattered my perceptions.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 01:42 PM       
Hey elx I thought you were never going to show up again, wanted your account deleted, etc.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 01:45 PM       
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Someone asked me to take a "which wrestler are you" quiz a week ago

I got Chris Benoit
That's the best birthday present ever!

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hangover fix pls pls pls quikqquick quick
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One way to fix a hangover is to not start drinking.
Best way to cure a hangover is cranberry juice and my new Louie DePalma shirt
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 04:33 PM       
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Hey elx I thought you were never going to show up again, wanted your account deleted, etc.
yeah i did want my account deleted, unfortunately, once you're a member here, you're always a member
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 04:37 PM       
Im sure they would make an exception if you REALLY wanted it.
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 05:19 PM       
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yeah i did want my account deleted, unfortunately, once you're a member here, you're always a member
Think this through, elx ... do you REALLY want to be in the same company as Jonathan Clement? Just food for thought.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
What made her change her mind and not want to be here anyway?
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 07:03 PM       
I don't want elx to go away again.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 07:09 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 07:35 PM       
OIA?
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 09:37 PM       
Maybe DIA, but where's the F?
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 10:03 PM       
The point is, there's a spider with a red dot on it. If that's not halloween I don't know what is.
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 10:27 PM       
the answer is there, you just have to look a little closer
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Old Oct 19th, 2009, 11:55 PM       
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the answer is there, you just have to look a little closer
oh god is this one of those sabotage things

do i have to turn my speakers up real loud too
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:13 AM       
Hey I-Nicery, what's shakin'?

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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:17 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:19 AM       
man that spooky spooky shit is bringing it down, i'll fix that with this picture i drew this morning based on a vision i had the night before.

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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:23 AM       
what up aaarg homie?
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:26 AM       
not much, about to lie my head down which means about to fall fast asleep good night
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:27 AM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:31 AM       
I'm having a pretty good night, drinking a Fanta. How are you, Tadao?
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Old Oct 20th, 2009, 12:32 AM       
Doing really good myself. Gonna fix a drink and catch up on emails and internet stuffs. My sisters dog got my girls dog preggers. :o
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