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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 12:25 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 12:35 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 01:28 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 03:02 PM       
YOU'RE NOT CURRENTLY VISIBLE IN THE LOWER HEMISPHERE
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:04 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:04 PM       
Miami Vice, phuck yeah!
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:13 PM       
SANDWICH WITH HAM AND CUCUMBER, FRICKEN' SWEET!
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:19 PM       
WHAT? AND A BEER TOO? WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO
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Old Apr 17th, 2010, 06:02 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 04:47 AM       
So how about removing the kgp4death shit now? I really don't want to think of m night shyamalan anymore.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 07:40 AM       
Or do you?
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 08:01 AM       
A girl I know walked up to me today and gave me a folded piece of paper, said "here's a present for you" and then walked briskly away.

It had "THIS IS FOR YOU : ) " written on it.



What the hell is this?


I asked her later what I could cash it in for, and she said in a mildly annoyed tone that it was just meant as a nice gesture.


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She is 21 years old.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 08:32 AM       
That's pretty bizarre. I wonder if she's one of those people who thought, "Lolz...I'm so random!" as she gave it to you.

Could it be binding in a court of law?
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 08:45 AM       
Maybe she's a tard and forgot to write her phone number
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 10:10 AM       
I've got no idea. I feel like I am in primary school because I have no answer to this simple note passing thing.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 10:14 AM       
Tell her to fuck off and stop being so quirky.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 10:14 AM       
You should walk up to her and say, "Here's a present for you" and then whip out your c*ck.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 10:41 AM       
I'm mad, me. Totally bonkers.


I think know that she might have genuinely meant it as a nice gesture, like people that give out free hugs or try to compliment people on inane things just to make them smile. When this thought crossed my mind, any chances of getting some were dashed
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 11:49 AM       
If that's true, then double tell her to fuck off.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 01:06 PM       
You need to let her know that, in no certain terms, will you allow yourself to be manhandled that way.

You need to nip that in the bud.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 02:36 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 05:40 PM       
Goddamnit

Fucking FINALLY finish my portfolio by grinding nonstop for the past week, get it reviewed by the professors and admissions people I've gotten to know before I submit it with my application, only to be told that it NEEDS ILLUSTRATIONS.


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"You're gunning for an illustration major, right? These drawings are incredible, but you need illustrations from your head to show that you have imagination."

"This one is a drawing of a drawing that I'd already done, complete with simulated coffee ring "marring" it with pencil and eraser sitting on top of it and casting direct shadows. I thought that counted as imaginative."

"Well yes, of course. That's what makes it stands out. But you have stories and characters, right? That's the kind of imagination I'm talking about! Make a complete smaller portfolio of personal illustrations and put that in a sleeve in your larger portfolio. Trust me on this."





THERE GOES ANOTHER WEEK OF MY LIFE. HURRAY.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 05:42 PM       
TELL HIM A STORY ABOUT I-MOCKERY
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 05:43 PM       


ONE DOWN, THOUGH. Guess how long it took to finish that measly thing. JUST GUESS
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 05:46 PM       
Depending on your motivation and social life, max. 1-2 weeks?
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