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sspadowsky sspadowsky is offline
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Old Apr 30th, 2010, 08:40 PM        At least there's no gray in the pubes yet
I am thirty-four years old today. And I've been coming to this website for ten years.

I can't decide which of these is more responsible for my present fit of hysterical weeping.
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Old Apr 30th, 2010, 09:01 PM       
Happy birthday person who never posts since I joined!
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Old Apr 30th, 2010, 09:37 PM       
Hey Sspad, who doesn't know me from Adam.

Happy Birthday. I'm almost old enough to be your father.

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Old Apr 30th, 2010, 10:05 PM       
Happy Birthday. You probably do not care that you're one year older than me.
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Old Apr 30th, 2010, 10:30 PM       
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Happy birthday person who never posts since I joined!
He posts, it's just usually limited to the baseball thread (speaking of, when are you going to post in the baseball thread again Sspad?)
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Old Apr 30th, 2010, 10:49 PM       
Right. He's a Cards fan. I had forgotten. :Alzheimer's
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Old May 1st, 2010, 10:06 AM       
Happy birthday yesterday, Sspad!
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Old May 1st, 2010, 05:13 PM       
Happy birthday, you disappearing motherfucker.
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Old May 1st, 2010, 06:50 PM       
Happy Barfday indeed, ol' chum! Glad that you (and your pubes) have stuck with the site all these years.



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Old May 3rd, 2010, 05:18 PM       


Thanks, kids. I forgot about that pic, Rog. If there's one thing New York can boast, it's the enormous amounts of shit and garbage everywhere.

My schedule limits the time I can spend posting nonsensical shit here, but never doubt I am dreaming and masturbating about all of you.
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 10:23 PM       
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I am thirty-four years old today. And I've been coming to this website for ten years.

I can't decide which of these is more responsible for my present fit of hysterical weeping.
Let's commit suicide together.
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Old May 10th, 2010, 01:39 PM       
I heart suicide pacts
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Old May 10th, 2010, 09:12 PM       
Post more, stranger (and for Christ's sake check out some of TheCoolinator's posts Max, I would love to see your reaction to his act)
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Old May 13th, 2010, 12:01 AM       
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPAD, non discolored pubic hairs are the symptom of fluoride poisoning acording to the MSDS sheet and Oprah.
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Old May 13th, 2010, 08:11 AM       
I think the eyebrows go gray before the pubes, Sspad....then it's the ear hair
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