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Old May 31st, 2010, 09:46 PM       
I BET TADAO TOLD HER SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER
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Old May 31st, 2010, 10:42 PM       
Cig got an infection and went to a quack doctor.
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Old May 31st, 2010, 10:48 PM       
RanKeri is graduating from Medical School or some shit like that.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 01:38 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 01:43 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 02:32 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 02:38 PM       
Dont forget Willie died and now haunts the forums from time to time.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 04:26 PM       
I miss way too much, so I pick and choose what I read. This is another contributing factor to my post count limit (it's hard to butt in when you have no idea what everyone's talking about without reading a thousand years of backstory). Sorry about your ex, 10KvG, but that was pretty goddamn epic.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 09:38 PM       
He should write a book about it. Fictional, of course, because no one would believe it actually happened that way.

Oh, by the way, George showed up for a few weeks, relegated a great story about his "lovely" ex(?)-wife, then just on the cusp of the story's conclusion crapped out on us. Probably offed by his ex, the way things sounded.

And elx is my granddaughter.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 10:07 PM       
LINK TO GEORGE'S STORY PLS.
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 10:13 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 10:18 PM       
Damn. Late again. (that's what she said ...)

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Old Jun 1st, 2010, 10:33 PM       
Wish there were a way to summon people who we actually wanted here.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2010, 12:34 AM       
I just read that whole story thread. I miss talking to george.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 01:42 AM       
I miss george too.

I had a baby and my tits blew to kingdom come. Now they just bob and float like a couple of airbags on a string tether.

Oh well.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 10:16 AM       
If you use the right kind of bra, guys won't notice until it's too late and they're sagging all over their face.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 08:31 PM       
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If you use the right kind of bra, guys won't notice until it's too late and they're sagging all over their face.
My nefarious plan is to smother them before they cum.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 08:38 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 09:27 PM       
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My nefarious plan is to smother them before they cum.
Wasn't that the chick from Goldeneye's MO?
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 09:43 PM       
Xenia choked guys with her legs.

And I knew since I was twelve that that was how I wanted to die.
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Old Jun 7th, 2010, 10:15 PM       
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And I knew since I was twelve that that was how I wanted to die.
I'm 34 and that's still how I want to die
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Old Jun 8th, 2010, 12:56 PM       
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Wasn't that the chick from Goldeneye's MO?
I'm not sure, but I always want to slap a guy around with my skanky tits and and then crush the air out of them (the guy, not the airbags).
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