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Old Jul 22nd, 2012, 10:07 PM       
Awful, no.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2012, 03:19 PM       
At first I thought it was weird that the state privatizes its vehicle registration process, because I grew up in VA where the DMV is the DMV and you wait in line for an hour to ask a fucking question and find out you're missing two of the forms you need or whatever.

But after dealing with the license plate offices a few times, they're fucking great.

"Hi, I need to renew my registration, but my address is different and my license still has the old one."
"What's the new address?"
"blah blah blah."
"28 dollars. Here you go."

You don't even need to verify my identity at all?

pretty cool, now I won't get pulled over because this stolen car's registration is out of date. Fuck yeah!!!!!!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2012, 03:41 PM       
Mr Kitsa got into trouble with one of those privatized places (in a mall, of course), trying to renew plates. In the time it took them to "sync" it with the DMV at large, he got pulled over for expired plates.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2012, 11:34 PM       
Yes, I have problems with leaving a room and then all the people I left it for follow me.


Happens all the god damn time, and I'm not even subtle about announcing that I want to get away.
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Old Jul 24th, 2012, 12:08 AM       
u got a lot of cats or something?
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 12:19 AM       
GEORGE JEFFERSON DIED

"YOU BIG DUMMY"

1891-2012
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 12:23 AM       
I liked how Celebrity Death Beeper ended with, "Movin' on up".
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 04:18 AM       
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GEORGE JEFFERSON DIED

"YOU BIG DUMMY"

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RIP MR RICHFIELD. IT WAS NICE WORKING FOR HIM.
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 04:31 AM       


rip that's what's up
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 01:53 PM       
whats good with the dick touchin, y'all
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 02:02 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 02:35 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 07:55 PM       
wrong thread jack-Ass!!!
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Old Jul 25th, 2012, 10:45 PM       
Dammit, where did all the hockey people go, I have Important Issues to discuss that only they will appreciate

ok, so not really hugely important

but the part about only them appreciating it stands
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Old Jul 26th, 2012, 05:43 PM       
man ive been applying at all kinds of places to get a few jobs and one of them was pizza hut.
they sent me an e-mail today from their agency that hires people asking me if i want to get a pizza (PIZZA HUT IS AN EQUAL Opportunity EMPLOYER)

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Old Jul 26th, 2012, 08:13 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2012, 09:37 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2012, 11:35 PM       
You should work at the red panda agency. I would patronize your establishment.
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Old Jul 26th, 2012, 11:53 PM       
I'd get busted for stealing from work.
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Old Jul 26th, 2012, 11:56 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2012, 09:40 AM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2012, 11:05 AM       
To be fair, they are soulless.
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Old Jul 27th, 2012, 01:27 PM       
so i just made a facebook account and even though I haven't put in anywhere i live, any jobs, any friends or any information about me besides my name (which i even used a shorten version of my name), birthdate, and phone number so I could be validated, facebook knows everywhere I've lived and makes recommendations of people I know.

Like in my, "People you might know" it had 10kghost -- I've never tried to contact him on there or anything. And people like 10k knew me as Stew too, not as my real name. Kind of wonder if they are violating privacy like google did.
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Old Jul 27th, 2012, 01:53 PM       
It's not violating your privacy if you agreed to the TOS which probably had all sorts of weird shit in it. Plus don't they scan whatever email you sign up with or whatever?
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