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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:15 PM        Hey Simpsons Fans...
Who would win in a fight?




Groundskeeper Willey or Ned Flanders?



http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ages/willy.gif OR http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ndersdevil.gif
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:18 PM       
Willie, a raging alcoholic from Scotland
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Flanders, a pussy-ass christian with pussy-ass kids

The choice is clear: Willie
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:20 PM       
oh I thought you were gonna say the show was finally cancelled, i am dissapoined
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:23 PM       
PROFESSOR COOL MADE ME LOL
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:26 PM       
too bad i can say the same for you
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:29 PM       
I wasn't being saracastic

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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:31 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:40 PM       
i only shunned dickweeds, Rongi

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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:42 PM       
Noooooooo
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:48 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:50 PM       
What happened to the cool professor cool ?

You are professor uncool
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 06:59 PM       
Nice play on words, too bad Cap'n Crunch already did that one or i would be impressed,

I am now Professor Cruel, jackass
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 07:45 PM       
If you are ever unfortunate enough to get a chance to play Simpsons Wrestling, then you'll see that Flanders gets two lives before you take him out.

This will clearly be an intense battle.
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Old Mar 31st, 2003, 11:35 PM       
And flanders is RIPPED
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 01:35 AM       
So is Willie.

And I beat Simpsons wrestling the first time I ever tried it, by using Willie.

Damnit I need that game again...
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 01:52 AM       
Who would win: Willie

i still didnt like how you only had 2 (or was in 3) real moves in the game.

P.S: Isn;t Flanders 60, i remember there was some episode about that, i guess sooner or later, Ned would succom to "Natural Causes" which would make Wille win, but of course it's just a show, i should really just relax
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 02:47 AM       
I'm pretty sure the episode where they say ned is really old was a newer one (past 3 seasons) so it should be ignored.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 11:15 AM       
It doesn't make sense, since his parents were beatniks. :/
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 06:21 PM       
as much as I would bet on Willie, chances are that God would hear Flanders whining first... :P
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 07:16 PM       
It depends on what form they are in. Is it regular Flanders or Devil Flanders? It probably is already going to happen on a show anyway. The plots are so stupid now. They change so dramatically. I think Flanders will win anyway because he has faith.
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Old Apr 1st, 2003, 07:26 PM       
Faith is useless amongst the angry scotsman they call Wille.


And Simpsons wrestling is easy as pie.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 06:38 PM       
Not only is Flaners just as ripped as Willie, he has a huge schlong, and he's healthy. Plus he's Satan, and has powers.


Willie is ripped and strong, and he was concieved, born, and educated on a pool table. He's been wrestling wolves since "you were at your mother's teat" Plus he is a raging alcoholic.

My vote, however, is Flanders. He could use the death of his wife as fuel for ass kicking.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2003, 07:03 PM       
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