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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:12 AM        It was my birthday
Yesterday was my birthday, but I didn't make a post about it because I wanted to be different!

I'm 21 now. Love me.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:22 AM       
21? I always though you were older. Not from any discernable maturity on your part, obviously.
Hope you had a good one with much fevered wanking
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:26 AM       
you should go buy some beer and have your way with some sorority chick.......
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:26 AM       
My arm is still sore.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:28 AM       
Happy 21 years of wanking. May you wank another 21 more.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 11:16 AM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACHIMP!!! You sexy hunk of monkey!

Now you can wank off with a partner!!
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 12:03 PM       
I hope that means a soapy tit wank from you
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 12:25 PM       
she should at LEAST send you some pics to wank to.....I mean it is your birthday.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
happy birthday
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 01:37 PM        .
Happy Belated Birthday :D
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
Wonderful. Happy birthday. You have a monkey for a head!
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
Happy Birthday A-chimp... I went down to Disneyland in California for my 21st it was boring.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
He waited an entire twenty-four hours before revealing to us the attention whore that he really is ... a source of willpower and resoluteness the likes of which I've never before seen in a man ... he makes me so proud ... I promised myself that I wasn't going to cry.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 05:44 PM       
birthday threads suck. happy birthday my chimply friend.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
This thread makes me feel loved.
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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:39 PM       
i hope you had a happy birthday!
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 01:25 AM       
What's the legal drinking age there chimp? It's 18 here in alberta but I thought it was 19 in the rest of Canada.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:00 AM       
It's 18, but I can go down to North Dakota and drink and gamble on their Indian reservations now. :O
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:10 AM       
Are the indians there dirty bike thieving, lyson drinking parasites too?

So many times I've been going down the streets here and almost hit drunk indians trying to cross the middle of the road.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:10 AM       
Are the indians there dirty bike thieving, lyson drinking parasites too?

So many times I've been going down the streets here and almost hit drunk indians trying to cross the middle of the road.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 02:46 AM       
Hey now, some of us are part dirty savage here.
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