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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 08:58 PM        How paranoid are you???
(Or the what do you keep for home protection thread)

I think I am like a 7 or 8 on the 10 point paranoia chart. I keep my Mossberg 12 guage on top of my closet, my Pakastan sword, my knife collection (About 4 combat knives, 2 pocket knives, and a woodsland knife), Two baseball bats, and a copy of beaches... If the last one doesn't scare em off, nothing will.
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
The fuck. Are you married or something?
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
I think I'm a 5 on the scale.

I always carry my flea-market pocket knife about.

And I dont download anything until its passed through about 5 different spyware/virus scanning programs.
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:09 PM       
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The fuck. Are you married or something?
No, just live with roomie and have some valuable stuff in the house. And as far as downloads go... BRING THE SPYWARE AND VIRUSES ON! lol
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
15. I've got a pistol under my pillow, 4 15-inch blades, a 3 foot sword, 12 4-inch knives, 16 12-pointed throwing stars, trip wires wound to explosives next to just about every door, three shotguns scattered about the house, and a Swedish PSG-90 sniper rifle on my roof, covered by a sheet of plastic.
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
I keep my cell phone.

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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:25 PM       
20 gauge riot gun ( short barrel pump shotgun) ...that's all anyone really needs...
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:50 PM        Re: How paranoid are you???
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, my Pakastan sword, my knife collection (About 4 combat knives, 2 pocket knives, and a woodsland knife), .
Do you drive a Honda Goldwing too?
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 09:52 PM       
I worked for Hertz rental at the Airport many years ago and they made me very paranoid. The managers would watch us on the video camera's and told us that they randomly had security come and check to see if we had any stolen rental cars at our homes or if we might be part of a ring I hate Ford and Hertz with a passion.
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 10:21 PM        Re: How paranoid are you???
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(Or the what do you keep for home protection thread)
, my Pakastan sword, my knife collection (About 4 combat knives, 2 pocket knives, and a woodsland knife), .
Do you drive a Honda Goldwing too?
Actually an armored Hummer but...
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
I don' need no godamn weapons! I'm a big strong man and I will kick your ass!
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:13 PM       
nobody wants to steal your stuff, dustin
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:20 PM       
i have:
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- String
- Spikey christmas decorations
- toy cars
- heating thing with makes door handles hot
- Iron
- BB gun
- Heat gun (paint drying thingy)
- video which has the line "you got till the count of 10.. 1....2...10 bangbang bangbang"

ok this is getting old really quickly.
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:29 PM       
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nobody wants to steal your stuff, dustin
(Cocks the shotgun)

Okay Emu... I have my eye on you now...
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:32 PM       
I have:
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-Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do
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Old Nov 14th, 2004, 11:47 PM       
Do you need an imagination to enjoy this thread?
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 03:21 AM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 04:53 AM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 06:39 AM       
i am currently crouching on top of the fridge with my AK aimed at the only entrance, the burglers are annoyed and accuse me of 'camping' tho.

random thought, if 'camping' is so bad, why did the allied and german army 'camp' for a good few years in WW1?
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
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i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do
For some odd reason I'm envisioning a pod of whales with one fat fuck in the middle.
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 11:41 AM       
I lock my doors. My windows are painted shut. My hands are lethal weapons. But just in case none of that works, I have an airsoft Sig 9mm. It's dangerous. *PLINK*
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 12:14 PM       
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i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do
For some odd reason I'm envisioning a pod of whales with one fat fuck in the middle.
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 12:20 PM        .
My girlfriends on her period so I make her sleep next to the door.
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Old Nov 15th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
i have a bomb planted in every single human in the world, and with a very large control panel i can blow up any individual at any time, or simily kill everyone at once.

"what do you mean you dont agree with me?!? DONT YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH?"

(the button)

(kaboom)

ren and stimpy, btw
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