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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 02:23 PM       
That sucks. There have been so many rumors of him dying in the past that I was really hoping this would turn out to be fake. Damn.
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 02:42 PM       
Sweet mother of christ that sucks. This year has been bad for my family seeing as we liked the crazy sumbitch.
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 03:50 PM       
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I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people? I mean why not some evil overlord? why did he have to choose Steve? God is taking all the good from this world.
I think God takes the good young as a favour to them so they don't have to spend their twilight years putting up with tards.

Of course sometimes God allows the tards to die too that's what we call Darwinism.
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 03:55 PM       
Do you have a living will, Courage?
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 04:26 PM       
Sweet mother of christ!! This startled me!
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 04:34 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 05:30 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2006, 05:31 PM       
No need to be so mean, we're all growed-ups here.
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Old Sep 5th, 2006, 12:06 AM       
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I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people? I mean why not some evil overlord? why did he have to choose Steve? God is taking all the good from this world.
I think God takes the good young as a favour to them so they don't have to spend their twilight years putting up with tards.

Of course sometimes God allows the tards to die too that's what we call Darwinism.
yeah well, God can still be a pric.
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Old Sep 5th, 2006, 12:51 AM       
but do you get my point, fathom
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Old Sep 5th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
... yes.
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 03:00 PM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 04:29 PM       
"I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people?"

I've heard it's because the earth is a materialistic anti-god place so anybody who is good and wants to be with god would leave the materialistic and anti-god place sooner because they have no attraction to it. Supposedly. There's even these crazy assholes who purport that you can "Leave early" but your body will still be here except it will have an alien inside of it instead of you! It's like setting up a timeshare with your body.
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Old Sep 6th, 2006, 08:51 PM       
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"I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people?"

I've heard it's because the earth is a materialistic anti-god place so anybody who is good and wants to be with god would leave the materialistic and anti-god place sooner because they have no attraction to it. Supposedly. There's even these crazy assholes who purport that you can "Leave early" but your body will still be here except it will have an alien inside of it instead of you! It's like setting up a timeshare with your body.
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Old Sep 7th, 2006, 07:03 PM       
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Killed by a stingray barb to the chest.
There's a shrimp on the barbie joke in there somewhere.

EDIT: Shit, I've been diving where he got killed.
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Old Sep 10th, 2006, 11:34 PM       
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Of all the things to take him down in the end... a sting ray!? That's like being mauled by a koala or chewed to death by a ferret.

Truly a shame. :/

still, getting stabbed through the heart is a pretty vicious way to go
Yeah, man, he got skewered through the heart by an animal. Very few animals can even do that.

And his heart exploded.

That sounds like a pretty badass death.

Stingrays can detect an animals heartbeat through some sensory perception they have... So when they aim to hit a target, if they can go for the heart, they will. Crazy shiat.



To be honest.. I always thought he'd die of something ironic like a paper cut heheh.


RIP Steve.
If I can do half of what Steve has done with his life and for the environment I'll die very happy.
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Old Sep 10th, 2006, 11:35 PM       
I'm still waiting to hear a news report "Australians everywhere boycott stingrays!!"

Sting RAY, no WAY
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Old Sep 10th, 2006, 11:45 PM       
At first I was shocked about this, but now I'm just annoyed at how much I'm hearing about it all the time, and it's only been, what, five days? It's like Chuck fucking Norris all over again.
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Old Sep 11th, 2006, 12:10 AM       
At first I thought you literally meant that Chuck Norris was created by chuck norris fucking himself but then I realized that you were just expressing yourself with swear words.
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