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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 11:13 AM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 01:47 PM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 02:07 PM       
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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 02:15 PM       
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a bottle of jeri curl, a three pound sledge hammer, and a Krystal burger on a soggy, moldy bun.

no onions...
a whataburger, smashed by said three pound sledge hammer (onions obliterated!), a spatula, and three fingers of 35 year scotch

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Old Mar 16th, 2007, 03:23 PM       
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a whataburger, smashed by said three pound sledge hammer (onions obliterated!), a spatula, and three fingers of 35 year scotch
There's a pedophile jerking off in my thread.

Anyway, an Arby's roast beef sammich, a bastard file, and a half pint of Evan Williams with a marlboro light butt floating in the bottle.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 12:06 AM       
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There's a pedophile jerking off in my thread.

Anyway, an Arby's roast beef sammich, a bastard file, and a half pint of Evan Williams with a marlboro light butt floating in the bottle.
a pedophile isn't the only one jerking off in this thread, babe.

a 10 year old used maryjane in a bottle of red-mou-tain, a nutsack bandaid, and a chicken pot pie from the kfc
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 12:40 AM       
oh my goodness, Terra..you made me blush

okay, a three week old microwaved honeybun, a glass tube rammed in Chojins dickhole and then pounded with the before mentioned sledgehammer, and two fingers of Cabo Wabo tequila
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 12:54 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 12:56 AM       
I couldn't stay away!!!
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 12:58 AM       
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oh my goodness, Terra..you made me blush

okay, a three week old microwaved honeybun, a glass tube rammed in Chojins dickhole and then pounded with the before mentioned sledgehammer, and two fingers of Cabo Wabo tequila
Oh god! make mad love to me NOW! two fingers of cognac, , and ten year old girlscout shortbread, marinated in milhouse's uvula

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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 01:04 AM       
I would love to make mad love to you now!!!
a six pack of Mikes hard lemonade, To hell with Chojin, and a fifteen year old Zinger found under the stove.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 01:08 AM       
done and done!

one zinger, nuked in the microwave and left outside for the birds, , and a bottle of ripple.

add, one candle for you and i, a bed of polyfoam, and the byrds playing in the background.

Last edited by Terra : Mar 25th, 2007 at 11:58 PM. Reason: gawd!!!! i'm an asshole again! sorry!! :(
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 01:14 AM       
Can we just go back to playing Dnd?

I've got my half-orc Chaotic Good bard already and everything...
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 01:17 AM       
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Can we just go back to playing Dnd?

I've got my half-orc Chaotic Good bard already and everything...

I like you Jeanette...don't make me abuse you.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 04:56 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 05:53 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 08:24 AM       
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So now Cosmo's admitting to being a rapist?

Makes sense, considering how sex-obsessed he is. "Mein Gott! If I don't have sex soon, my life will be meaningless! Hey, there's that 10-year-old girl next door. I bet she's still a virgin, and nailing a virgin makes me SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! IT'S RAPING TIME!"
you don't want to do that James...take your pills and go back to surfing porn sites and jerking off to japanese cartoons. You're coming off like a jealous schoolboy...which is basically what you are.

Besides, Terra isn't 10....you may be, but she isn't.

go ahead, do your saving roll.

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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 09:16 AM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 10:04 AM       
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Do you edit your posts just so you can add in these little clever taglines?

Really, I just want you to stop posting in this thread. You've already made a lot of us uncomfortable by encouraging Terra into making even more posts, and then you ruined a perfectly good game of D&D, and now you're just flat-out upsetting people with your rape fantasies. Enough is enough.

If you continue to post in this thread, I'll have to take action and put a stop to it. You have been warned.

And don't make another thread like this. Just keep your erotic adventures with Terra between yourselves in AIM, or if you must, PMs. Just please stop subjecting us all to the thought you you and Terra hooking up.
Wow...internet threats from a borderline retard that lives in his parents basement. Go ahead, James. Take action.
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:36 PM       
you know james, i don't care to be banned anymore since there are no cookies in ban-land!!

cos and i will be toning it down around here. we are good friends and have nothing but complete respect for each other. we have no romantic liason going on between the two of us and having said that, i'll add that cos is a really great guy that actually gets out of the house and dates. other ladies. and unlike you, he has a life outside of the internet in which he plays a vital role. he is a proactive, contributing member of society and the father of two beautiful children that he adores and whom adore him as well.

now you know me, james. i'm a trashy sleaze that will hook up with any guy that abuses me on an internet forum. i'll have phone sex with complete strangers, particularly with guys that constantly ask me what i'm wearing and i'll happily fornicate with small rodents carrying rabies. i get the shits and giggles every time a swarm of ants crawl up and down my ass. i have absolutely no redeeming value in society except to smoke cigarettes, trim my beard once every ten years, braid my pubic hair (the part that wasn't shaved on one side), collect welfare and dash off to doha to fuck a camel.

i would like to thank you for your jealous outburst.

oh. one more thing.

what are YOU wearing today?

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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:44 PM       
I think the bottom line is that the LET'S NAME THREE OFF THE WALL OBJECTS AT A TIME thing you two have been doing nonstop spanning at least five or six threads over the course of a month is cringe-inducingly lame and is something I'd expect to see on some run-of-the-mill 15-year-old faggot's message board with his 15-year-old faggot friends.

But hey who am I here the Internet police hahaha oh man
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:52 PM       
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I think the bottom line is that the LET'S NAME THREE OFF THE WALL OBJECTS AT A TIME thing you two have been doing nonstop spanning at least five or six threads over the course of a month is cringe-inducingly lame and is something I'd expect to see on some run-of-the-mill 15-year-old faggot's message board with his 15-year-old faggot friends.

But hey who am I here the Internet police hahaha oh man
actually, this thread was created to keep you 15 year old faggots from complaining non stop and getting pussyhurt about our banter, which you chose to post in. Like I've said before, if you don't like it, use the ignore feature.
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 02:47 PM       
How about you two trade AIM screenames? Like I've said before, no one besides Terra and yourself think this is funny or entertaining. Or keep it in one fucking thread from now on and forever.
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 02:54 PM       
we attempted to do just that. now why don't you just cork your ass with a blowpop and make us all grin.
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 02:58 PM       
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How about you two trade AIM screenames? Like I've said before, no one besides Terra and yourself think this is funny or entertaining. Or keep it in one fucking thread from now on and forever.
I'm not the one following you into every thread you post in, douchbag. Use the ignore feature , stay out of threads I create...or, stop being a pussyhurt little faggot and shut up.
Judging by the amount of whining you do, I'll bet your one of the retards that kept IM'ing Terra begging for nude pictures, aren't you?
Fucking loser.
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