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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 07:32 AM        CAP: Christian Analysis of American Culture
Movie reviews 4 Jesus:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm

It's excellent stuff. Really.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 08:52 AM       
I beleive this is the 4th time somebody sends this.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 12:02 PM       
Trash, you are one bitter mother fucker.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 01:21 PM       
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Please read the listing in the Findings/Scoring section be your guide whether this flick is worth your time and money. To discuss the plot/story would be pointless.
Do not think. Obey. Entertainment is the Devil's Work. Do not be swayed by actual story content.


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"My WWII veteran dad told me of a time when duty and compliance with orders..."

MY DADDY TOLD ME THAT SOLDIERS USED TO ACT LIKE SOLDIERS UNTIL SATAN SENT THE GAY PEOPLE.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 04:59 PM       
http://www.capalert.com/backtoschool/backtoschool.htm :[
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 07:21 PM       
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Originally Posted by CAP Alert Asshole About the Ying-Yang
The symbol is also used by some to make a sexual statement of "69" which I will not discuss any further
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 07:40 PM       
i would really love it if there was a parody of this website, detailing how much "jesus crap" there was in a movie
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 08:02 PM       
i wouldnt mind making one, cause this site makes me angry.

but, i don't have the time to review a kajillion movies.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 08:38 PM       

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EVIL EYE or MAL OCCHIO: Found on US currency, this symbol portrays those who claim to be chosen by Satan to control world finances.
WTF?
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 11:41 PM       
i think they mean the jews
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 11:42 PM       
Oh, right, right. The Jew/Borg economy hive mind.
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Old Aug 25th, 2006, 11:50 PM       
i don't really get why they felt the need to review Sin City, i mean it's fucking got SIN in the TITLE, are jesus people really so dense as to think it'd be a great movie for their kids to watch?

matter of fact, wouldn't an R rating pretty much preclude any christ clapper from watching a movie at all? why not start reviewing porno movies and saying how bad THOSE are against god
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Old Aug 26th, 2006, 06:59 AM       
Holy Jesus Fucknut, a Clockworck Orange got a better rating than the remake of the Fog.
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The Lion King seemed innocent enough, didn't it? But did we really notice all the issues of assault on morality and ethics the first time we watched it? I sure did not. It was not until I sat down with a pragmatic open mind did I even realize the scope of moral violations the 83-minute The Lion King fed our minds.
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Old Aug 26th, 2006, 08:17 AM       
That's really fucked up. I didn't even see that.
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Old Aug 26th, 2006, 08:28 AM       
The worst movie is Payback and the second worst is the Faculty.
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Old Sep 1st, 2006, 11:04 AM       
It's kinda funny that the lowest-scoring movie has Mel Gibson in it.

Also, haha.

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Old Sep 1st, 2006, 01:45 PM       
fathom zero i don't know what you're getting at by "worst movie" but american psycho, freddy vs jason, scary movie and sin city all got "score: 0" whereas faculty and payback both are just in the teens

also, i think the "CAP ID" might actually be a better indicator of movies they think are "dangerous", in which case i think exorcism of emily rose, south park BLU and "Whipped" are the "worst"
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Old Sep 1st, 2006, 03:32 PM       
If you send him emails full of vulgarity and name-calling, he'll respond by saying he'll pray for you and then he'll block your email.

BUT if you send him emails that question his intentions and provide well thought-out persuasive cases against everything he believes in, he'll IGNORE THEM.

So if you want to email him then be a jerk because you'll get a response back that way.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2006, 09:57 AM       
Yeah, what the fuck do you know?
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