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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 03:17 PM        Make a Cartoon Amalgam Here
Well, it's now 1:00AM on Halloween where I live and I am not sleepy. Earlier this evening in an effort to soothe my self-hatred for not coming up with a monster cereal I started messing around with Photoshop, inspired by JediScum's 'Foghorn Leghorn-Green Lantern' amalgam avatar.


I chose to combine Hong Kong Fooie



with Iron Fist




Hours later I give you the results -Voila!



Just for fun I'd like to invite anyone in the mood to make and post their own cartoon amalgam. My theme is furry cartoons (Warner Brothers, Hannah Barbara, etc) combined with superheroes (DC, Marvel, etc.) but do whatever you feel like. I think I may do a Popeye-Aquaman next.
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Old Oct 30th, 2007, 08:53 PM       
Honestly, I found this avatar on the net a couple years ago but when I first saw it, I laughed my ass off for a week. If I ever have the cash to spare, I'm definitely getting this tattooed.

By the way, here's something I found a few days ago

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f.../fightclub.jpg

Too big to post and looks crappy if reduced, enjoy!

And Iron Fist Phooey looks awesome.
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Old Nov 1st, 2007, 12:00 AM       
Ok, here's one I can actually take credit for...


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Old Nov 4th, 2007, 06:46 AM       
Hey JediScum,

Fat Albert-Falcon! That's perfect. A super weapon for the next round of 'buck-buck'.

The space monkey death match would look good framed over the bar, nice find.

Glad you liked Iron Fist Fooey, and thanks for your fine contribution to the world of cartoon amalgams.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 06:35 AM        Popeye the Aquaman
And now as promised-

Popeye the Sailor Man


Amalgamated through
arcane processes with-

Aquaman, King of the Sea


-to create:

Popeye the Aquaman!

"Come to me my sea friends! Kekekekekeh."
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 10:10 AM       
Nice work, Blue.

I was wondering, what art program do you use? I can't afford Photoshop so I found and downloaded Paint.NET v3.10. Seems to do alright, but, I haven't done much with it yet.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:28 AM       
Thanks, JediScum.

I've been using Photoshop CS which I paid full price for from a reputable dealer. I know there are some other good shareware options, and they are probably just as good or better than Adobe's over-priced product. Every time I open the thing up I learn something new; this last one took me at least six hours of work. I should probably read a book instead of just flailing around.

-I like that squiggly crab thingie, it reminds me of clams.

I'm thinking of biting off more than I can chew with a Fantastic Four cover tribute, http://www.chezcomics.com/comics-res...tic-four-1.jpgstill trying to decide what characters to amalgamate with them. Maybe some Walter Lantz ... I'd like to mention that I have forgiven my parents for buying me a bunch of fucking toys for Christmas age 8-14 instead of the stop motion animation movie camera I solemnly vowed I would sacrifice all other possessions for... yeah, I forgive them.

I have to go to Singapore tomorrow for a few days, where I plan to pray to the sea god Dagon from the southernmost tip of continental Asia- when I get back I'll start the next amalgam!



....One of the above statements is a lie...
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:52 AM       
And now I have a signature.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 02:38 PM       
good lord, you people are awful. just fucking awful.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 08:09 PM       
I sincerely apologize for not jerking off to anime with pink hair.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 08:55 PM       
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good lord, you people are awful. just fucking awful.
Get fucked asslick.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 09:04 PM        Sad, impotent people.
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I sincerely apologize for not jerking off to anime with pink hair.
Ya know JediScum, it's sad, isn't it.

People like the pink hair anime masturbator above who spammed this thread with off topic garbage are only doing so because they themselves are incapable of doing anything creative and are jealous. The fact that they are obviously sexually frustrated makes them that much more pathetic.

Actually, I pity the poor freaks.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 10:47 PM       
Holy shit, is this the worst thread ever?
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 10:47 PM       
I think it is!

This deserves a medal or something!
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 10:55 PM       
You know what this thread reminds me of

Two guys sucking each other's dicks and remarking on how great a job they are both doing
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:03 PM       
As I was saying, see above.

Nice triple spam post by the way, good luck with your gender confusion issues.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:10 PM       
I don't know what to say

This thread speaks for itself, really
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:29 PM       
Guitar Woman, it is I that doesn't know what to say- I really have tried to be nice to you. Why don't you do something creative for a change? You will feel better about yourself.

Sigh.
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:31 PM       
Well, if ya don't like it, don't post.

By the way, I've NEVER appreciated anime. Not in 15 years. I'm not saying it sucks or is horrible. But it's blah, mediocre, nothing to write home to Mom about. It all looks the the same to me. But peeps go apeshit for it so, what do i know?

Now Marvel and DC superhero comics. Yeah, I read some. Hanna/Barbera, Disney, and other cartoons? Yeah, I watched some. Combine them and sometimes the end result is, to me, hilarious. But what do I know?

I know that i had pink hair in 1992. I got a lot of shit for it. Like peeps throwing things at me from their cars while I was walking down the road. Eggs. Ice. Metal bits. Fun times.

And I know if you like pink-haired anime characters, that's fine. I don't. I'm not saying it sucks or is horrible. I like superhero/cartoon/amalgam visual comedy. Especially if I or another TOOK TIME to make it.

So go break yer back trying to bite yer own dick for me, huh?
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Old Nov 5th, 2007, 11:40 PM       
Well said JediScum.

We are under attack by The League of Pink Haired Sexually Frustrated Gender Confused Anime Masturbators!-are they really all the same person with a bunch of different accounts? It would be fun to pull their wings off but it's probably best to ignore them.

I wish I didn't have to go to Singapore to make shitloads of money and boink my Chinese girlfriend (it's true, I have one in every port) or I'd get to work on my next cartoon amalgam immediately just to get this thread back on topic. I'll be back with a suntan and a smile on my face ready to make amalgams soon, don't you worry,
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Old Nov 6th, 2007, 12:04 AM       
I'm not saying i'm above those japanese-animated-character-that-were-mostly-drawn-in-Korea worshippers, I feel for them. Maybe if you do the Fantastic Four #1 amalgam parody, you make them all have pink hair and big kitten eyes and make them all androgynous so we all are pleased.

PS. Did you notice, Blue, that the cover of FF#1 actually says "TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME' ?!?!
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Old Nov 6th, 2007, 12:19 AM       
much better, guys! keep up the good work!
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Old Nov 6th, 2007, 12:31 AM       
Wow! someone in your neighborhood is probably getting raped and bad cartoon combos are inciting your anger. but since you like anime, rape prolly makes you laugh
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