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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 04:15 PM        My girlfriend rocks
Fuck all you nerds, I beat the game. She let me touch her BACK, where her shirt escapes from her pants to expose the smooth girl-skin. It was wonderful.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 04:30 PM        .
OMG OMG OMG. I like binding myself in electrical tape and pretend i'm getting raped by muppets.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
my boyfriend is in love with that part of my body

GOOD GOING. now you just keep appreciating her like you are and everything is going to be peaches and cream.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
Her body is a wonderland.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
OMG Noob, you are so lucky.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
im glad i have smooth girl skin and not rough alligator skin. :D
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
it was soft ;p
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 05:58 PM       
SUPA LOO AT THIS THREAD.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 06:18 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
Backs are the best! They're so smoove and curvaceous! :U
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
My back is horribly scarred and disfigured.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 12:12 AM       
From all the lashings in Cambodia?
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:19 PM       
My back isn't smooth at all. I can feel my bones popping out and shit because I am so skinny.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 07:06 PM       
More like lashings from my parents, the only time I was in cambodia I just got my ass kicked a few times.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
It won't last, noob .

I'm jealous.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 06:50 PM       
My lower back is all rough and hairy.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 04:43 AM       
Mines all tattooey.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 08:54 AM       
Thats just so porno.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
You sir, are undeserving of girl skin!
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
Umm can I fuck her please!!
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
That, my dear boy was a question! Which is desirving of a question mark.
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
stupid crackbaby
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
NOW ASK HER IF YOU CAN TOUCH IT WITH YOUR PENIS. UNTIL THEN, NO KUDOS FROM ME.
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
i have touched everything
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Old Oct 12th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
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