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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:40 PM       
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I AM A VIRGIN


your move sherlock
HAHA, I've had more heterosexual sex than you have, AND IM GHEY! It was alright, I guess, not my cup of tea.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:49 PM       
have you had any gay sex yet!
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 12:35 AM       
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 12:41 AM       
was it good!!!
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 12:45 AM       
did you bleed ?
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 12:47 AM       
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 01:00 AM       
does it mean I should have put some kind of *warning - gender specific joke ahead* sign ?
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, blob. Seriously, you should start trying to make sense.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 12:38 AM       
Who care we are all going to die anyway..

In a big black hole called murderchasm, where tears are always dry..



Stop the press - who is that?
Vicky Vale
She's great, isn't she?
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Aside from the alcohol, drugs, and John's obsession with underage sex and erotic torture, Camp Candy was the best summer I have ever spent[/center:a4e824286e]
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 05:15 PM       
Now this seems like nothing more but some sort of urban legend, but a friend of mine supposedly heard this from a friend of hers.

Apparantly this guy likes to go down on his lady while she's on the rag. But he also likes to shove raisins up her loveshoot so that he can't tell the difference between the raisins and the BLOOD CLOTS. Sicko McGicko!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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BiggieMclargeguy: HOT DOG
Switch Dingo: COLD DOG =(
BiggieMclargeguy: HOT DAMN
Switch Dingo: COLD DAMN =(
BiggieMclargeguy: HOT LICKS
Switch Dingo: COLD LICKS =(
BiggieMclargeguy: your girlfriend must be sad ;(
Switch Dingo: why?
BiggieMclargeguy: cold licks
Switch Dingo: =(
Switch Dingo: lol
BiggieMclargeguy: my cunnilingus thread rules :-0


OMGMOGMOGMGO Your Switch Dingo!!! I was wondering who the fuck would IM me.
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What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
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