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Old Nov 13th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
am i not just allowed to be a really weird geek-lady without people asking questions?!
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Old Nov 16th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
Never had any online relationships. I never really know anyone from online in real life.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 10:20 AM       
A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 11:58 AM       
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 04:25 PM       
DEAR LADIES, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I WEAR A CONDOM WHEN I GO TO FORUMS BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR LOVE AND THE CHANCE TO MAKE IT.
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Old Nov 17th, 2008, 07:03 PM       
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A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.

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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 01:15 AM       
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A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tim_Buckley NFSW
(as much as I hate E.D., this is all I can find on an eerily similar situation)

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Amazingly, he's even worse than the comic is. He's known for being an attention whore of epic levels, and more notably, a pedo. This accusation comes from an incident where he sent a picture of his infantile-sized penis to an underage girl who frequented his forums. When this got out, he dealt with the situation in a calm and dignified manner, namely banning everyone who saw it, everyone who heard about it, everyone who even thought about it, everyone who knew something who had heard about it, their famillies and even their pets. None were spared. This event became known as the Lolocaust or RoMicide and made Tim look really totally awesome.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 07:29 PM       
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A moderator at a forum I frequented when I was 13 started sending me pics of his cock. He wrote my username on it.

That's the closest I've ever come.
Oh god. That reminds me of an incident that happened around last September. A teacher at my high school was arrested for sexually approaching underage girls online. His username was apparently "OneThickDaddy". He found this girl who he sent lewd images from a webcam and sexual PMs. He then arranged to meet with her. He was caught because the "girl" was actually our community's online police force.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
OneThickDaddy is a great name!
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:38 PM       
I guess that would depend on what kind of a person you are.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:45 PM       
An old man who prey on teen girls.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:50 PM       
Not if you are ASIAN.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
It's thick to a 13 year old.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:55 PM       
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OneThickDaddy is a great name!
Don't.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:58 PM       
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It's thick to a 13 year old.
ONLY IF SHE'S ASIAN.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 10:02 PM       
Or live in a town were the think solar power and redwood trees are a great mix.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 10:03 PM       
ONLY IF THEY'RE ASI... fucking hippies.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 10:45 PM       
Making asian hippies your target demographic, eh Tadao?
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 11:08 PM       
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An old man who prey on teen girls.
Actually, he wasn't that old. Thirties maybe.

His wife taught at that school too. She was "unavailable for comment" when the article on his arrest was released. My mom said that the poor woman probably changed her name and left the district.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 11:09 PM       
SHE WAS PROBABLY GETTING IN ON THAT ACTION TOO WITH KINKY THREESOMES.
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Old Nov 18th, 2008, 11:20 PM       
Hells yeah, she all guilty and got away with it.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:27 AM       
I did once it ended horribly i would'nt recomend it
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 02:36 PM       
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SHE WAS PROBABLY GETTING IN ON THAT ACTION TOO WITH KINKY THREESOMES.
Could have been, but I don't think the teacher actually "got on" with anybody. Just stuff over the internet.

What was hilarious was how in the article on his arrest, all of these people who knew him (students, friends, etc) kept saying how he was so nice and they couldn't believe he did that.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 06:06 PM       
My Dad's in his 60's and has stacks of dates lined up via Friends Reunited, I'm quite envious.

I had a bf from another forum and though it's good to chat first, people are very good at hiding mental illness on the net, better than real life.

If you've got them on Myspace check stuff like, are all the pics of themselves just taken in their computer rooms with webcams or do they actually have pics of them outside in the real world with real friends.

When you meet people in reality you see their mannerisms and eyes. You may find out if they have any friends and how acquaintances react to them before you get sucked in online.

I would prefer not to pull via the internet again.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
Bod, why aren't we myspace friends?
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