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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 02:09 PM        How many Bush officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 03:36 PM       
"and the media never tells you about all the other light bulbs that havent burnt out yet."
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 03:41 PM       

"It'll take as many officials as it takes. Maybe today it'll take this many, maybe tomorrow that many. I'm not a psychic. I can't answer questions I don't know the answer to."
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 05:55 PM       
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None. "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."


Saw that in Andy Sullivan's blog, too.
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 06:32 PM       
I'm down to about ten places I check everyday now. I'm pretty sure his blog will always be on that list.
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 09:03 AM       
how many george bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?

a million! BECAUSE HES SOOO STUPID LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!!

</generic bush joke>
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