I wish I had a photo from Halloween 1993 I was an au pair for a family with 13 kids and for whatever reason I decided to dress as a nun. Really stupid idea. Everyone had seen the kids running around in their Catholic-school uniforms and thought I was really a nun taking them around trick-or-treating, I guess I looked realistically frumpy enough. So all night I got, "It's so nice of you to be taking them out tonight, Sister."
I was freakin' 16 years old, so I must have looked old forever.
I wish I had a photo from Halloween 1993 I was an au pair for a family with 13 kids and for whatever reason I decided to dress as a nun. Really stupid idea. Everyone had seen the kids running around in their Catholic-school uniforms and thought I was really a nun taking them around trick-or-treating, I guess I looked realistically frumpy enough. So all night I got, "It's so nice of you to be taking them out tonight, Sister."
I was freakin' 16 years old, so I must have looked old forever.
I still scare children off of my lawn just fine. Although I accidentally shaved off half of my beard because I thought the razor blocking thing was on. So now I'm having to grow the whole thing back.
I usually do have a stache, but I wanted to wait until I shed enough weight to were I wouldn't look like some kind of hopped up rent-a-cop.
Also my facial hair grows in all blond and brown and I have to dye it so it doesn't look like my lips have trichomes and for some reason the brush-in "Just-For-Men" gel burns the fuck out of my lips and I have to get hammered to do it.
EDIT: I WANT ZORG HAIR NO FAIR
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"You've gotta' look to the future. The future is anarchy. I'm talking about lawlessness, I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag, there's no glory in that kind of warfare!"
I cosplayed as Waluigi at San Diego Comic-Con this year--you might have seen me in Roger's gallery--hence the avatar. I have a gallery on ImageShack myself.
I even already scored badges to next year's Comic-Con and have already start putting together next year's cosplay. It's much too early to tell you what it will be.
NO LONGER A FATTIE
It's weird to me that my face has a shape now.
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"You've gotta' look to the future. The future is anarchy. I'm talking about lawlessness, I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag, there's no glory in that kind of warfare!"
I want to go back in time and mug a kid for that thing.
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"You've gotta' look to the future. The future is anarchy. I'm talking about lawlessness, I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag, there's no glory in that kind of warfare!"