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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 08:07 AM       
I think the reason I barely ever post here anymore is that twitter pretty much covers all the bases I-Mockery used to.

I make a statement on a pointless subject, and then people either don't read it or question my heterosexuality in spite of whether or not that has anything to do with the issue.

Also, this website contains a crippling lack of JoMo shenanigans.
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 08:08 AM       
In an unrelated matter, I taught my cat to drink tea.
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 08:51 AM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 10:35 AM       
GW do you wear a beret and hang out at coffeehouses now
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 10:38 AM       
actually I did picture him smoking gauloises.
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 10:43 AM       
I picture him smoking penis
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 12:04 PM       
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Hey. My Natasha is a sweet little thing. You never know until you give them a chance.
What? You have a pet spider?

Is it your pet or are you it's host?
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 01:27 PM       
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Hell no, I'm not made of money

Even if I was I could probably think of better things to do than hang out at cafes and listen to hipsters talk about their horrible post-rock

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I still smoke spirit blacks, for real men
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 05:03 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 05:47 PM       
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What? You have a pet spider?

Is it your pet or are you it's host?
My pet. She's a chilean rosehair tarantula, and she's about eight years old.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 05:06 AM       
That's horrible. You should post pictures so I can know just how horrible.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 12:40 PM       
MLE: Do you feed her crickets?
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 01:44 PM       
Yep. She won't touch anything else.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 05:04 PM       
I used to have to breed crickets, when I was raising so many reptiles and tree frogs. Even though I got the cleanest kind (top hat) and took immaculate care of the trash cans where they bred, it stunk to high heaven. I'm down to one leopard gecko and I still hate the chore of crickets.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 07:40 PM       
I love leopard geckos. My best friend bred them for years. She only has one now.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 09:31 PM       
Mine's going on 17 years old or thereabouts.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 11:13 PM       
There is nothing special about the pile of leaves.

>kick leaves

Kicking the pile of leaves isn't notably helpful.'

fucking game sucks
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 11:46 PM       
Kings quest?
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 11:49 PM       
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>kick leaves
>playfully romp in leaves
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 11:50 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 01:11 AM       
issit cool that i'm in the aclu?
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 10:31 AM       
I just vaccumed up a yellow sac spider (bad) the same approximate size as a wolf spider (ugly but harmless).

Fuckers must be breeding in the walls to create some sort of superspider.

Spiders are the main reason I hate this time of year. If they want to stay outside, that's fine, but don't bring all your venom and necrosis shit into the house.
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 10:33 AM       
it's cooler if you're eaten by a grue.

/Seuss
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 05:35 PM       
I've taken to scooping spiders up in paper towels and crushing them as hard as I can squeeze. Everyone thinks I'm sadistic, but fuck them.

I saw a big thick brown one crawling down the wall behind my desk yesterday; I tried to drive him higher so I could smash him, but the little bastard crawled down on the carpet and basically disappeared, he was blending in so well. I've spent most of the time since then in a twitchy paranoia waiting for him to crawl up my pants and murder me, or until I pick up a piece of paper and find him chilling underneath it and scampering away to parts unknown waiting to fuck my shit up some more.

I hate him so much that I'm not going to give him the pleasure of a crushing death if I find him again, I'll just trap him under a glass or something and watch as he struggles to escape and eventually dies slowly of starvation and/or asphyxiation, the little fuck. Or maybe I'd take him outside and set him on fire, that could be fun.

Maybe I am a bit sadistic.
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