I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[ThrashO]

yeah i dont know shit i was just curious

[kahljorn]

GUESS YOULL HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY BRITHDAT

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy

Kahl, your car is old enough, buy a new one.

;(

Fathom good luck with that on the internet.

well excuse me for trying to parlay the energy that fuels such quality posts into something probably mediocre

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I petition to schedule a Synchtube for the near future.

But I just readjusted to a normal sleep schedule ;_;

[Esuohlim]

j/k, good night guys

[Fathom Zero]

maybe you should readjust into not being a bitch

[k0k0]

I finally readjusted my sleep schedule too. It took over a week! I had to go to sleep 2 hours early each day until it finally kind of rolled back to normal.

[Fathom Zero]

That's normally what happens to me, especially so when I'm at school. I've lost track of what day it is. Not really a good thing when you've got to be at a lot of different classes on different days.

[executioneer]

haha i can only make dramatic adjustments to my sleep schedule by skipping sleep for a day

[Rongi]

so there's this hawt punk rock chick in my bio class that i've been talking to lately. she's got a lip ring and long black hair and nerd glasses and she wears iggy pop t-shirts sometimes and basically i want to fuck her real bad but i haven't gotten her number yet because i'm a coward.

also she's 24 and i'm 21 does that matter

help me out here, nerds

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

so guys

if i pay my registration at the DMv will i get my tags right away?

or will it still come through the mail

They usually have to mail them to you because they need to be made by prisoners first.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Rongi

so there's this hawt punk rock chick in my bio class that i've been talking to lately. she's got a lip ring and long black hair and nerd glasses and she wears iggy pop t-shirts sometimes and basically i want to fuck her real bad but i haven't gotten her number yet because i'm a coward.

also she's 24 and i'm 21 does that matter

help me out here, nerds

Do it, fgt.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Rongi

so there's this hawt punk rock chick in my bio class that i've been talking to lately. she's got a lip ring and long black hair and nerd glasses and she wears iggy pop t-shirts sometimes and basically i want to fuck her real bad but i haven't gotten her number yet because i'm a coward.

also she's 24 and i'm 21 does that matter

help me out here, nerds

You need to wear a punk rockier shirt than her, notice her once or twice and not pay her any attention. Do you need me to drive down there and show you how its done. Cuz I'll get her number then give it to some jock.

[Rongi]

I would ask for it on monday but i have class right after bio

WHAT DO I DO

[Fathom Zero]

QUIT BEING A LITTLE BITCH BABY AND SAY "HEY, YOU WANNA GET SOME COFFEE LATER?"

BAM

[Rongi]

...shit yeah i guess it is that simple. IVE EVEN FUCKING DONE THAT BEFORE WITH OTHER GIRLS

thnx fz xoxox

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

HOT COFFEE

[Fathom Zero]

HOT DICKINGS

[Fathom Zero]

WITH DICK COFFEE

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

They usually have to mail them to you because they need to be made by prisoners first.

nah thats license plates not registration tabs

[LordSappington]

I've procrastinated enough; it's time to make my motherfucking pumpkin pie cheesecake, bitches

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just found my new favorite drink. No idea how it tastes yet



This is seriously the campaign for it.

[Rongi]

Hahahahaha

Sexism is BACK, baby

[Kitsa]

I hope it has extra prune juice and ends up giving a bunch of guys the shits.

[Sam]

RONGI

DOES UNCLE SAMMY HAVE TO FLY OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE?

BECAUSE I'LL DRINK ALL YOUR BOOZE AND SMOKE ALL YOUR WEED AND BANG ALL YOUR WOMEN.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS I'LL MAKE FUN OF THEM AND THEY'LL HATE YOU FOREVER.