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Anonymous · #1

There was a very cute girl at the gym today but she already came with a buddy

Her buddy sucked. I could be a much better buddy to her... but she'd never see that. Her buddy had confidence and probably a good paying job- but that's all. I know I could be the best, most inspiring buddy she ever had but I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Mr. Vagiclean · #2

Does the gym provide any trainers that can help you?

James · #3

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Originally Posted by Doopa

There was a very cute girl at the gym today but she already came with a buddy

Her buddy sucked. I could be a much better buddy to her... but she'd never see that. Her buddy had confidence and probably a good paying job- but that's all. I know I could be the best, most inspiring buddy she ever had but I guess it wasn't meant to be.

This is exactly how I feel about girls I like who are already dating someone.

Let's hold each other and watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back, k?

Protoclown · #4

There was this really hot chick in the gym tonight with lots of tattoos. I couldn't talk to her though because she was in the middle of an aerobics class when I saw her.

Buffalo Tom · #5

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Originally Posted by Protoclown

There was this really hot chick in the gym tonight with lots of tattoos. I couldn't talk to her though because she was in the middle of an aerobics class when I saw her.

Tattoos are a great way to start up a conversation. I was sharing a pool lane once with this 40-something woman who noticed my tats and she asked me about them. We ended up talking for a few minutes and she touched my tats a few times. She was attractive, but a little cougar-ish for me.

FartinMowler · #6

They don't have a bisexuality machine at the gym you could have impressed her with?

Protoclown · #7

BT, I didn't even know you had any tattoos. And believe me, if I'd had the opportunity to get anywhere near her, I would have asked about this girl's tattoos.

Spooky · #8

i have seven tattoos, and only two are hidden by a t-shirt, but nobody EVER asks me about them. sometimes my septum ring though. :/

Jixby Phillips · #9

THATS BECAUSE TATTOOS THAT SAY "I AM PREGNET" ARE SELF-EXPLANITORY

glowbelly · #10

kellychaos · #11

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.

Buffalo Tom · #12

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Originally Posted by Protoclown

BT, I didn't even know you had any tattoos. And believe me, if I'd had the opportunity to get anywhere near her, I would have asked about this girl's tattoos.

I have three currently, with a fourth about to be done. One on the left arm I have a tat of Tank Girl, and two phrases in kanji on each shoulder. I thought you had a glimpse of them, in that weird sleeping situation we had in New York, with Sspad, Jaeger and Chojin. Ah, vaguely homo-erotic good times.