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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:35 PM       
I HEARD IF YOU WANT TO START AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL TEAM IT COSTS $87,000,000 JUST FOR THE PADDING YOU GUYS WEAR
IS IT TRUE DADDY TELL ME ITS TRUE "SOB""SOB"
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 10:54 PM       
ANYONE?

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ANAYONE>>?

COPS? DONUTS? FUNNY?

HAHA!?
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:11 PM        .
yes its funney now shut up.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
YOU DON'T GHET IT

COPS ARE TEH SUCK BECUASE THEY EAT DONUTS STOOPID FUCKMER
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:41 PM        .
please shut the fuck up, that didnt even make sense.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
LOL NO KIDDING RGIHT

SOU D LIKES SOMEONE U KNOW?!? :obvioushint
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:51 PM        .
i dont understand your languge.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
BY GOD I THINK HE FINALLY GETS IT
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:55 PM        .
did you mean do i have a girlfriend?
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 05:58 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 06:53 PM       
I'm cool because I hate the police because it's the cool thing to do.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
I don't hate the police, I just hate community service.


Besides, hating the police has always been "cool".

It's not like it's a new thing, or even a fad, for that matter, it's just a common thing. People hate cops because they give us tickets, not to be accepted, even though I'm sure you think everything anyone does is to be accepted, but we're not you.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
You only say you're not me to be cool
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
Well, with klownboy banned now, I'll NEVER know if he got the joke.

Or if he ever understood that he WAS the joke.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
Who banned him? What a cunt.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:01 PM       
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im i about to get banned?


and sorry about pissing you off.
Too late.

When you're ready to stop acting like an ass and making a shitload of posts every hour, drop me an email and I'll unban you.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
I thought Klownboy was okay.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
Okay? Maybe.

Good at getting jokes? Certainly not.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
What topic was that from, Nerd?
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:28 PM       
i hug cops. they're nice to me. the horsey cops are the best. abe and commander rule. officer harrison called the hit and run department for me and sped up the process to get my case pushed through. he also made a point to go visit a lady in the hospital that he pulled over for erratic driving, just to find out that she was having a diabetic seizure while driving. he was concerned that she didn't have any family. he took her flowers and talked to the doctors. he also received a kind letter from a citizen who he helped on the freeway one morning when her tire blew out. officer larry protects me from stray drunks looking for someone to harass while i'm working the beer tub outside on fridays during baseball season.

of course, you have to take the good with the bad, but if you took some time to actually get to know your local police officers, i bet you'd be pleasantly surprised and realize just how well protected you really are.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
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What topic was that from, Nerd?
I don't remember. Seriously. I had a hell of a time finding it, though. Just look around in General Blabber.
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:40 PM       
Damn, and I thought Klownboy was starting to come around. How bout we get rid of DJ Bastard next?
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Old Oct 9th, 2003, 09:49 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 12:57 AM       
Why don't we just stop allowing new accounts to be made? I mean, there'd sure as hell be no dumbass newbs then.
P.S- Semi-Drunk post.
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 03:26 AM       
lol@ closing accounts.

but then what if someone cool came along and couldn't sign up?
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