skatermonkey intervention thread

[Black Flag]

skatermonkey stop posting so much

[Goat Cheese]

Don't listen to him, bro! post more!

[Black Flag]

goat cheese i thought we were friends man why you got to go doing something like this i'm only trying to help the dude

[Black Flag]

but really you shouldn't post so much either 68 posts a day is like 66 too much

[Goat Cheese]

In a world where post number counts I take no chances

[GADZOOKS]

What a dink.

[Noodles]

NILLA' ICE

[Evil Robot]

you fag!

[SKATERMONKEY]

when i posted my pic up in here i was expecting more scathing responses than *LOOK 'NILLA ICE LOL!!!!!111* (because everyone with bleached hair looks like vanilla Ice. Or maybe thats just a clear indication of what people are listening to right now. (make sure you post that in the appropriate thread!) also thanks for the personalised thread guys the attention rules! awesome!

[Misdemonar]

Skatermonkey, do you have your balls in a knot?

[SKATERMONKEY]

are you visualising my balls?

[Guitar Woman]

I'm visualizing you SHUTTING THE HELL UP

[eggyolk]

i think skatermonkey is an alright dude

he made me laugh

[Grislygus]

I think he would be alright if he stopped trying so hard.

[SKATERMONKEY]

TRY HARD LOLLOLOLO

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

I think he would be alright if he stopped trying so hard.

Don't let him fool you Grizz.

[ArrowX]

i think its sports.

[Goat Cheese]

or maybe he doesn't try hard enough. skatermonkey you slacker.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I can't quite manage to be at your levels but i can try

[MattJack]

I dunno. I've been reading this board since it's been on EZ board (that's like Susan B Anthony old) and my post count thus far is under 10. Skater monkey has been around for like 3 or 4 days (to me atleast) and already has 212 posts. It's time to slow down, take a breath, and stick a gun in your mouth Mr. Skatermonkey.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I weouldn't expect anything less from a member of the nra. Defending your stance on gun control is what makes tom great also the high quality movies he has appeared in such as:

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by SKATERMONKEY

I weouldn't expect anything less from a member of the nra. Defending your stance on gun control is what makes tom great also the high quality movies he has appeared in such as:

I fully support being a responsible individual and owning a gun for recreational reasons or for protection of some form or another. With that said, I fully support police brutality in hopes that one day while you are attempting a kickflip to show off to your cool 14 year old girlfriend, a van full of police pull up and jump out to beat you with rubber dildos.

Also next time you (or anybody else)decide to respond to one of my posts, put your nose roughly 1-2 inches from your computer monitor and stare my avatar directly in the eyes. Results may vary with each individual.

[SKATERMONKEY]

I think it'd be pretty wrong for a 25 year old to have a 14 yr old as a girlfriend.
also police man using dildos to exhibit discipline only works in YOUR FANTASYS.

talking of fantasys i almost forgot about this classic:

[DamnthatDavid]

Skatermonkey, I assume you are new to the internet, and intelligent thought in general. So let me explain a few things.

Avatars in general are not really personal pictures of the one who uses them.
Fartinmowler is not really the Asian girl you have been hitting on, no matter his wishes.
Mattjack is not Tom Selleck.
And I would assume you are not really a monkey riding a skateboard, but with that missing link pic you posted, it really is to early to make judgements.

[Guitar Woman]

Everyone just put him on ignore. It's a lot more fun than trying to cram justice up his ass. :<