I hate livejournals and usually the people that own them

[Anonymous]

Mood: :/ Irritated

[Anonymous]

Mood: Surprised

My cellphone just went off on the table and scared the bejeezus out of me.

[glowbelly]

can i be your friend?

[noob3]

I have a live journal. What now?

[Rongi]

Me too


"LOL, MY DAY WAS GOOD, UNTIL MY DAD PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN, THAT MADE ME "

edit: this post wasn't meant for you, noob :/.

[noob3]

No, I really don't. You're gay.

[Anonymous]

Mood: :P Sassy

Glowbelly is a tamale of greater-than-lukewarm proportions
But Noob does not defy the subject of this thread

[sspadowsky]

I had one for about five minutes. Then I saw my life for the empty, miserable, barren waste that it is, and gave up on it, because no one would ever want to expend their already-scarce time reading about the god-awful boring minutiae of my insipid existence.
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BREAKUP ADVICE DICUSSION

[Anonymous]

Mood: Indifferent

Livejournals are for people who want to feel important and/or meaningful, and I will smile the day all these peoples' recorded mundane lives are destroyed in one big server crash, and they are doomed to the same forgotten fate as everyone else.

Not that they aren't already.

[Anonymous]

Mood: Condescending

I mean, really, the opening 'mood' indicator really captures the essence of the LJ; no-one cares what you feel like except for your family and friends, and there are better ways to talk to them than leaving them and the rest of the world little post-it notes about how your shitty, uneventful life is proceeding.

It's more pathetic than masturbation, because you invite everyone to come watch you do it.

[noob3]

I was going to bake Chojin M&M cookies. NOT ANYMORE

[Anonymous]

Mood: :/ Matter-of-factly

The sad thing is, I know people that update their livejournals with this frequency. Sadder yet is the fact that at least one of them is posting here now.

[glowbelly]

jixby's livejournal kicks ass.

chojin is the only miracle i need.

[FS]

LiveJournals are for people who like to write the things they don't want to tell other people to their faces, and then have them read it. In other words: WOMEN.

[Rongi]

It should be changed to live DIARY

[Slinky Ferret]

I have a LJ and I have a xanga.

And yes I am one of those women.

*sighs*

But I only post a few times a month and now everything is friends only or private.

[MrAdventure]

I DID A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR MY NAME AND I FOUND SOME FAGGOT USING A LIVEJOURNAL AS MRADVENTURE. LOL I READ HIS STUFF, HE LIKES TO PRAY.

[whoreable]

I THINK WE COULD ALL LEARN ALOT FROM THIS "MR ADVENTURE" FELLOW.
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Kitchen Measures

[Mockery]

Journals are fine as long as they're not filled with poetic bullshit and other such drivel.

I'm actually going to be starting a blog of my own here on I-Mockery (simply because I hate the lack of customization that livejournal offers).

:controlfreak

[george]

i have one basically as a Stories for the Bored sort of thing. i dont post in it much because i spend a lot of time posting here, and i have been working on stuff that is too long/important to me to just give away.

jeeze that sound pretentious, i am currently writing stuff that I really care about seeing done, or at least in second draft before i share, not that anyone would want to read it is more what i mean.

tonight i am writing about my friend jesus. jesus just gets a one and done.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by FS

LiveJournals are for people who like to write the things they don't want to tell other people to their faces, and then have them read it. In other words: WOMEN.

Fucking amen to that.